User:Allstatemurphy

Carl Vorlander is a two hundred and twenty pound man playing defensive tackle at Lodi High School. He currently leads the world in sacks and interceptions. Carl was elected All-Nation for the past three years. He began his reign of ownage as a freshman. Tonight he takes on a pathetic Plattville High School team. He will obviously have at least 32 sacks and 9 interceptions. They might not win though. The offense is really bad. Carl Vorlander was born September 12, 1989 to Geoff Vorlander and Jody Vorlander. Little did they know he would grow up to be gay.