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=  United Tribes of Ababra  = United Tribes of Ababra is a concocted country, located in Africa, between the Republic of South Africa and Morocco. The capital of the United Tribes of Ababra (UTA) is Bakuman, located in the territory between the East and the Central Tribe. It is a considerably new republic, despite that it is well established and strong. Ababra (UTA) has a Parliamentary Monarchy, with as strong Queen and democratic central left government, which helps the royal family to rule the country. Previously Ababra consisted of 5 tribes (West, East, North, South and Central), ruled by five different regents, who later signed a treaty and joined their lands in harmony under the ruling of the Queen Elizabeth Trapaidze, daughter of the Empress Glory of Luna, who previously ruled the Central Tribe with the guidance of the Celestials of Ababra. UTA doesn't have a one established religion or religious views, with the immigration of Latin Americans, Vietnamese, Europeans and Asians that has been happening through out the centuries, Ababra is open to everyone, with the majority of the population being Deist, Atheism, believing in Spaghetti Monster, Buddhism and Shamanism. United Tribes of Ababra is open to any race, sexual identity, social status, worldviews, providing equality for all its citizens and guests.

History

The history of Ababra dates back many centuries, they were mostly known as the only tribes who weren’t colonized by British and were left alone. The main reason for that was the fact that five Ababrian tribes were in constant move and their territories changes according to the season, danger and the mood of the monarch. Even from the first days of establishment Ababra always welcomed immigrant, people from all parts of Africa, Europe, Asia and mainly Latin America immigrated to Ababra, hiding from their problems, government or life in general. Each tribe had their own rules, their own traditions and so each were separate and except for the name nothing united them, constantly on edge fighting for dominance on the land they were living at the time.

In the late 1400s the first currency was released in Ababra. The treasury, which to this day hold unspeakable gold, gems and important banknotes, under the direct orders from the Empress released the first coin Ababrian Horny. While at first this currency only worked only inside the Central Tribe, soon with the increase in the trade between the Central and the 4 other tribes got the Hornies accepted as the national currency. Merchants soon took the hornies in their trades to different parts of Africa, but unfortunately Ababrian currency doesn’t work anywhere beyond the borders of the tribes. In 1520, 30 years after the coin hornies were released, the Empress ordered for the paper currency to also be printed under the name Ababrian Bunnies.

As there was no unity between the Tribes, constant fights for leadership taking place; soon Ababra fell under the influence of Maldives and stayed their colony until 1894. That year Eve fought bravely and finally managed to win bag the Independence of Ababra from the Maldives, who was happy to give it up after just 2 hours of ‘rebellion’. After that the first ever Ababrian flag was created purple and grey stripes on a rectangle waving over the royal palace in the Central Tribe. Other four tribes still not at peace with the dominance of the central tribe over them and not admitting that they won their independence through them invented their own flags, so Ababra now had five different flags.

Finally, with the coronation of Empress Gloria the War of Independence began in 1976. Around that time the leaders of the tribes were in constant battle to either invade their neighbouring lands or were unfair with taxes and ruling, so the Empress decided that union is what they needed. After a year of battles in 1977 finally Ababra was united under one rule of the Central Tribe Royal Family, Empress Gloria became the Queen of all five Tribes and they were officially named the United Tribes of Ababra.

There was a dictatorship attempt in Ababra, which is remembered as the UTA Dark Ages, by Pali Bony and his army of Sluts/ Sloths in 1940. Using google dictionary as his deadliest weapon he attemped to take over Ababra, however he failed due to the Internet still not being available in the country. His army, strong by itself, failed to fulfil his commands, as they did not understand what he was saying and his written instructions, which were available only in download. As a last desperate attempt Bony tried to kidnap the Dean of the University, who was the Mister Ababra pageont winner at that time, yet his attempt failed as the fans put up a violent uprising in defence of Balazs. Upon meeting Dean Balazs the Sloths changes sides and joined the UTA army, which resulted in Bony loosing the dicktatorship attempt and arrested for treason. He is left without his best friend imprisoned indefinitely.

In March of the same year the Central tribe flag (purple and grey) were recognized as the official flag of the country, with the national motto being – “Purple and Grey All the Way”. In July AC/DC “Highway to Hell” became the National Anthem. With Jackalope (Horny Bunny) being the national animal, the official UTA currency became the Bunnies (paper currency) and Hornies (the coins). In September of 1977 Bakuman became the new capital of United Tribes of Ababra, located on the border between the East and Central Tribe.

After Queen Elizabeth came to power in 2009 many changes were made to the country. Ababra became the Parliamentary Monarchy, despite the protest of the Empress, with the government mostly consisting of the leaders of the other four tribes, representatives from the Royal Court and the Royal Family. She also established a Republic of United Tribe of Ababra with signing an order in October 2009, which was also the first official document that government approved, after a week of discussions between them and the monarch. Some other major changes were made in national cuisine, upon Jeremie Nguyen becoming the caterer and so far the only person cooking satisfying dishes for the Queen, Elizabeth ordered for Brownies with Vanilla Ice Cream to be made a national dish and Hell to be made the national drink.

UTA still doesn’t have functional airport, which inconveniences many. In order to travel to and from Ababra one must arrive to the airport in South Africa and then travel two days on camel until he reaches the Ababrian border. From the border there will be rent cars, working on solar power, rented to the new arrival. However, one precaution everyone will warn the new drivers about will be that in UTA the driving side is left. The very first Ababrian Airport in the name of Empress Gloria and the Internet (which at the moment is non existent in Ababra, so they watch to connect and take it from the closest country with good internet) were promised to be build by the end of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 the constrution has been postponed and will be done by summer 2021.

Mythology

The Creation – the Ababrians believe that life started from Nature, more precisely plants and will return to the nature at the end. Adam and Eve story is really interesting in Ababrian, as they don’t believe in Adam and Eve being kicked out of Garden of Eden. Since they don’t follow the teachings of one holy book or religion, they created and believe only their own story of creation.

Ababrian myth of The Creation narrates that, Mother Nature gave birth to 50 cabbages and 50 lettuces, they were protected and cared for by animals and 4 elements for 7 years. On the 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year finally the cabbages spat out me and lettuces spat women. Confused and embarrassed by their self the newly made humans didn’t understand what they are or how act. They had a voice, but couldn’t speak, had limbs but couldn’t walk, they were useless. Then as the myth goes, a talking fox, the messenger of the Mother Nature came and told them who they are, ordered them to walk, talk and reproduce, but most importantly protect the nature which gave them life.

The men and women took the hand of a person who caught their fancy, be it man or a woman, with their partner’s returned affection and consent, and said to walk in land learning as they lived, making mistakes and being guided and cared for by Nature and foxes, bunnies and other animals. They created their own self and their nation, even now returning gratitude to the land that gave them life.

The Lockdown – is the local legend only belonging to the Central Tribe. It was said that King of Jesters use to never smile and hate all fun, while the infinite joker was the exact opposite and couldn’t stop laughing, even in funerals he laughed causing many to be angry and demand his head. Tired of their attitude, of the King’s indifferences and of the Jester's laughter, the local nobles and workers made an agreement and with joint effort kidnapped both locking them up in a tower. They forgot about them for 5 month as the didn’t know what to do with them or when to know if something changes. They said the Royal Palace also knew of this but didn’t do anything as they agreed with the punishment.

At the end of the 5th month the King of Jesters and the Royal Jester were released. The King was finally smiling and had a sense of humour, while the Jester didn’t smile all the time anymore. What did shock most though and was for the delight of the Royal Family was the fact that their two beloved friends became really close during the Lockdown.

The Royal Family

Elizabeth Trapaidze the Only- the current monarch of the United Tribes of Ababra. Currently unmarried. Loved, respected and feared by her people. Rules with an iron fist, along with her government, which consists of the representatives of the four tribes and the Empress. Her ancestral tree shows that she is the descendant of the Georgian immigrants, who escaped their country and found shelter in the Central Tribe of Ababra. Despite her young age she is an inspiring molecular biologist, who believes that education is essential. She is democratic, preventing the government from being dictatorial. The Queen has great love of Sherlock Holmes and sweets. The Monarch holds the power of holy union. Also, its essential to mention that in Ababra marriage, divorce, abortion and weed is legal and non-questionable.

Glory of Luna - the previous monarch and the eternal Empress of Ababra. She was the one who united the Tribes under one rule and later married herself with the blessing of the male Celestial, as to keep the power inside. While the Queen is the only one to hold the power of holy matrimony, the Celestial are the only being who could allow and marry a person to thyself as to keep the power inside. The Empress still holds the power over the Government and the Queen, so as to say if Glory of the Luna doesn´t like the new law or is unsatisfied with anything she has the right to remove, execute or imprison anyone, with no questions asked.

Almendra A. Rodriguez and Fatima J. Al Fajad- the princesses of Ababra. The royal princesses of Ababra are accepted by their people as Soul Sisters, their fathers are unknown, their mother is suspected to be the Queen. They don´t rule, but they reign. They have the power to create and abolish the Government at will, the Princesses can veto any decision made by the Monarch and the Parliament. They stand above the authority of the Tribal Princesses, however not above the Empress. They are the Head of OTP s all around Ababra, every new ship created by anyone has to be approved by both Princesses and sealed. They are the supporters of the LGBTQ+ communities, they have a great love of many fandoms and considered to be among the first to admit that idiocy is a part of human condition.

Jeremie Nguyen - the royal caterer and a famous artist. She is a first person to be accepted as the part of the Royal Family not by blood, but by pure talent and knowledge. The caterer is universally beloved and is known to be the only one to cook the Queens favourite dishes. As a fan of Harry Potter she created her own Quidditch team, which was later accepted by the Government (upon the insistence of the Princesses) as the national sport of Ababra, which is played during the National Ababrian Tribal Games. She was to be married to the Royal Guardian of the Queen, before he was incarcerated and was exiled from United Tribes for an undisclosed period of time, until the Queen grants him pardon.

Giorgio - he was the trusted friend and the chief guardian of the Queen from the same tree line of Georgian descendants, however he has committed a treason against the Queen Elizabeth the Only by now appearing in her presence when she summoned him for an important supper. As such he is currently in exile, after being imprisoned, for an undisclosed amount of time, until the Queen grants him her pardon.

Givi the King of Jesters - as UTA doesn´t have any Kings, but only has ever been ruled by Queen and Empress, Givi is considered to be the only King in Ababra and has been accepted as such by many.

Hoang – is he Chief of Military and Royal Photographer. He has close connections to the Caterer, like her younger brother, is highly treasured by the princesses and is considered to be Queen Elizabeth’s personal photographer, only one able to take the kind of pictures the Queen desires. Hoang, just like Jeremie Nguyen is said to be of Vietnamese ancestors, descendants of first Vietnamese immigrants who came to explore Ababra and stayed, upon falling in love with the nature and the city.

Jumana Rebelde – is the General of the U.T.A. army and the Minister of Internal Affairs. Strong willed and wonderful, she is feared and respected by everyone. She is also a close friend to the Queen, being allowed entrance in her castle and her chambers at will without permission or good reason. Jumana is a good tactician and war expert, as well as the trusted guardian of the Queen. However, lately there has been rumours circulating around the country about her planning a rebellion against the Queen, to overthrow the current monarch and become the Queen herself. She has her own army of supporters who won’t be against Jumana becoming the new Monarch. These are nothing but rumours at the moment, with no basis what-so-ever.

Celestials

As UTA doesn´t have any one religion or God they bow down to, Ababrians accepted two patron Celestials to lead them forth in their spiritual readings should they wish to have one. The Celestial has never accepted any human sacrifices, yet are known to be cruel and unforgiving towards the people who break the law and hurt anyone, be it just or unjust. They are also the ones who can marry the citizens of Ababra to themselves, after giving their blessing for such a union.

Biatarus - is the Celestial of Love, Peace, Cats and Giraffes. Her followers usually bring her presents in the form of kittens, giraffes and plush toys to get on her good graces and receive presents and have their wishes come true. She is a close friend of the princesses. Per by Celestials decision, every time someone has to take a tinckle, they have to be sent off with the words “Have a Nice Pee”.

Azizametrics – is the male Celestial of assassins, nerds and Dragons. He is considered to be the one to overlook the annual competitions for the Dragons and their Dragon Riders, also helps to determine whether the chosen members are worthy of their position. He accepts such sacrifices as knives, video games and other cool stuff.

Burgonya/Krumpli – the official Guardian of the Celestials, as well as, the closest friend to the Biatarus. Usually cheerful, helpful and conniving she overlooks all the sacrifices and presents brought to the temples of the Celestials. She has every right to banish, kill or maim anyone she deems unworthy of the Celestial’s presence.

Krumpli is the first Brothel owner in UTA, filled with the cheapest, healthiest sexual workers and alcohol. You can get one at the cheapest price of 100 bunnies (unclarity remains on which, the sexual worker or the booze, is at this price).

Nura Trautorus – the only demonicus of Ababra. Although smart, knowledgeable and cunning, she has been feared and shunned by the Ababrians. The reason for that is the fact that despite her great knowledge in IT and business, she is still unable to make Internet available for the entire country. She is well respected and accepted in Ababra, said to have shared many meals with the Royal Family.

Branur – is the official shaman of Ababra. She is the representative of the old tribes, still following the old teaching and protecting the old traditions. Close to the Royal Family, she often leads the official ceremonies. Has many followers and students who are eager to follow her teachings.

Tribal Government/Tribal Council

There are in total five tribes in Ababra, which later joined together under the treaty, creating a one republic. The Central Tribe, which managed to finally end the Ababrian war that lasted decades and united the country, became the main face of the nation, with the Royal Family at the top. The Central Tribe is known to be strong in their politics and economics, being the central point of trade, political connections and economics, they led Ababra long before the other four tribes signed the union.

Ahmed Aloshombre is considered to be the chief Tribesman, who not only represents the Central Tribe in the government, but can also act as the Queen Elizabeth’s secretary if by any reason her Highness cannot be present during the Parliamentary Meeting, which assembles only upon the discussion of important matters, at the beginning of every season, 4 times a year.

East Tribe is a considered to be cultural capital of Ababra. It managed to combine both modern and classic architecture, kept the history of the country, while letting the changes take place around it, not allowing anything to be destroyed or get forgotten. This region of UTA is said to be rich with theatres, museums, operas and many historical places, which attracts the tourist. Princess Fatima and her team has done a wonderful job on discovering the history of Ababra through the newly uncovered ruins of the old city, while princess Almendra, using these findings, gathered a team and began to work on the second biggest Ababrian History book (the first one being ‘The Origins of Ababra’ written in late seventies, by a monk who hid in these lands during hard times).

Representative of the East Tribe in the Parliament is Terror Helga, although the princess herself is a sweet and caring individual, she was given this name by her family, who later revealed in an interview that princess Helga loved horror movies and despite how she appeared was strong and tough. Princess is also known to defend her own ideas and beliefs during the Parliamentary Meetings and was known as one who was not afraid to argue with the Queen.

West tribe was considered the region of love and peace. They were the first to sign the treaty, even offering a marriage as a stronger bind between families, which was politely refused. This region of UTA is known to be the one with most marriage rate, as well as the place where young people travel to during their honeymoon, break or just to confess their love, not to consider the amount of proposals happening around the Tribe. There are rarely any fights in this region, only parties, dinners and fun outings. West Tribe is known, to be filled, with restaurants, bars, clubs and movie theatres where people usually always went on dates. It was also the centre of friendships, it is rumoured that people who meet here during long walks around the park, in the cinema, being heartbroken and most often in the clubs stay friends for a long time.

The representative of West Tribe is Liebe Blanka who is said to be of half-German and half-Hungarian descent. Despite her quiet and gentle nature, she has strong opinions and is not afraid to speak her mind, ready to defend her ideals against anyone who dares to oppose her. West Tribe wasn't considered as the crucial part of the United Tribes until princess Blanka proved the importance of her region and got acknowledgment from the Parliament.

The centre of agriculture, nature and produce is considered to be the North Tribe, who is considered to be one of the important suppliers of fruits, vegetables and other products to the country. This tribe is known for its vast farm lands and beautiful clearings, they are also famous for the great forest, many wild life living there and the national reserve that the Tribe chief out up in order to protect the animal habitats from the tourists and humans in general. Andrea Salud the daughter of the chief and the princess of the North Tribe is the representative of her people in the Parliament. Known for her fierce arguments and love of nature, she has been entrusted by the Royal Family to write the first ever United Tribes of Ababra Constitution and Bill of Rights.

The South Tribe, also known as the tribe of health and prosperity is led by the only tribal prince and official Ababrian Model Daniel Legolas Paz. Many Ababrian and internationally recognized doctors, professors and scientists are rumoured to have come from the South tribe. This part of the UT is known to be rich with hospitals, research centres, labs and many more advanced buildings. This part of Ababra values life over everything else and constantly works on developing new ways to help humanity and their people. South is greatly funded by the Royal Family and the Parliament and loved for all the work they do for the world.

Royal Court

The Royal Court is big and keeps stretching as more people either earn their way in to the grace of the Royal Family or is born into it. United Tribes of Ababra legalized weed at the end of the last century and the special place was even established for the substance to be delivered to and distributed. Castle Dahlia was announced as the head of this establishment, she is also a close friend to the princesses and a great artist. Many of her paintings are show cast in the Royal Gallery in the East tribe and the Central tribe, along with the pieces done by the princess Fatima Rodriguez.

Royal Jester Eno, who is also the Chief Commander of Central Tribe Police force, said to be close to the King is also a beloved member of the Royal Court, said to be in close contact to the Royal Family and even taking part in many of their dinners and gatherings as an honorary guest.

Ababra even has Dragons and Dragon Riders, popular among many countries by this particular wonder. At the moment there are three Dragon Riders – Sofia of Lacrosse, Philomena of Greatness and Rand of Joyfulness (who is also a close friend and follower of the patron Demonicus Nura Trautorus). Unfortunately, only one of the three Dragon Riders, Sofia of Lacrosse has a Dragon, named Xavier. However, in order to find the other two Riders their faithful Dragons, Ababra is announcing The Annual Ababrian Dragon Riders Games, this summer. Applications are already being accepted for those who wish to compete to become the next Dragon for the two Dragon Riders.

Education

In Ababrian schools and the University of Divine Celestials is free and open for everyone with the will to study. Even with hard exams and early morning schedules, packed study syllabus people are willing to begin their studies. Evie Taylor is the Minister of Education and Culture. Her revolutionary work in introducing the world to Ababrian culture and history, starting the new study programs for British Philology, along with already existing Medical and Life Science, IT and Business departments is exceptional.

Balasz Tanár is the Dean of the University of Divine Celestials and head of he faculty of America is Continent, also the Minister of Foreign Affairs. He was one of the first professor to do research about America, write a book about the History of U.S.A. He has also done a great work in translating different scientific books about Latin America and Canada. He has also written the most popular in UTA thesis about the immigration of Latin Americans to Ababra at the turn of the century, called “The Immigration of Latin Americans to Ababra at the turn of the century”.

Another important name in United Tribes of Ababra, to be mentioned is Gabi Mouse, the principal of South Tribe Bunny College and Minister of Health. She is the direct descendant of the first Hungarian immigrants and has done great things in development of healthcare in Ababra. She was one of the first people to petition for the very first Ababrian Hospital, The Horny Bunny Medical Centre and Hospital to be open, which is still one of the biggest research facilities in the Ababrian world. As the head teacher, one of the reasons for her to become the principal, was her work in making sure to bring up in front of the Parliament and the Royal Family the idea of bilingualism in UTA, it was thanks to her that all the schools and university, started having lessons in English, Hungarian, Russian, Vietnamese, along with already taught Spanish and Ababrian. Her effort along with the Minister of Education and the Dean of the University, as well as the Tribe Council, made it possible that everything in Ababra became available in different languages upon wish.

The First Ababrian Gathering of Words and Meanings – is the first United Tribes of Ababra dictionary, which gathers all the words and meanings in otherwise complicated language and presents an explanation for each. Along with the Wi-Fi finally being available in U.T.A., this book will be published at the end of 2020.

The Great Jackalope Constitution of United Tribes of Ababra – it’s the first Constitution, currently being worked on by the princess of the North Tribe Andrea Salud. It is said to include The Bill Of Rights, the Chapter of Regulations. The Constitution, which until now was written in papers and has travelled from mouth to mouth, some of it made up by the Queen and the Tribal Council, will be finally put together to never be changed or fake again.

The Holy Commandments of the Horny Bunny – is the Ababrian Bible holding the teaching of the Celestials and the Horny Bunny.