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American National American League
The American National American League is a secret society originating September 8, 2013, at an undisclosed location. The American National American League's purpose, is to educate the general public on matters of American History. The club has two main parts, the board of directors who controls the club, and the citizens that help the club on a smaller scale.

The club's relation to the commitment to the betterment of the general public's knowledge is helped by the relentless effort to teach and help others.

In order to be initiated into the club, you must respond to the following pledge with "I do": "Do you, (insert name here) hereby accept the invitation to the American National American League, and promise to preserve the anal sacredness of the club? If so, respond with "I do." After the sacred initiation ritual, the process is completed with the firing of the sacred anal lube.