User:Alphachimp/AttackPage1

alphachimp is a loser who was born on January 1, 1990. he is angry because he barely missed being born in the 80s. so even as a newborn baby he was a loser. it is not known whether he is human, chimp, or alphabet.

alphachimp spends his life on wikipedia all night long. he sits there for hours deleting peoples posts and page creations because he is jealous that they were born in the 1980s. he is very proud of this career as a wikipedia administator. he thinks he has real authority. but the volunteer pay isnt very good.

he also has never even heard of kyle k, professional pie eater. haha!