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'Gorbitson & Manger Inc.'

Origin Story
Gorbitson & Manger was founded by four sisters in 1938 in Shanghai.

Mission
The goal of Gorbitson & Manger is to generate, sort, file, distribute and archive paper records. The content of said papers matters less than the existence of the paper itself.

Tag Line
"Triseuses extraordinaire", or "extraordinary sorters" embodies the core values of Gorbitson & Manger.

Governance Structure
The founders are deceased, but the firm continues sorting through subsequent generations of management. Corporate retreats occur on an ad hoc basis.

Technological Advances
Gorbitson & Manger employs cutting edge technology to generate and sort papers. Over the years, management has embraced:
 * Hand-copied notes on stationary
 * Carbon paper - created a step-function in productivity
 * Photocopying - exponential output of paper
 * Digital - another logarithmic increase in paper production and dissemination