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= Jimbism = Jimbism is a recent cult started in Carmichael Middle School. Jimbism is the belief that Jimbo (a fictional character made by one of the students) is a god. The cult has currently members as of November 15th, 2017. The cult is a self-made club and has meetings every Monday after school.

The Jible
The Jible is a parody of the Bible where everyone's name is replaced with an entire or part of a common name starting with the letter J. This is because the main character, Jimbo, the character depicted as God in this book has a J in the start of his name.

The Jible has many grammatical and spelling errors while not having many erase marks showing that the author did not put much effort in creating and "polishing" the book.

It mostly provides a main summary of the Bible while at the same time it adds onto it with more stories to make the parody more unique. Since the the Jible is mostly a summary of the Bible this article will be focusing on the new stories and characters introduced in this book.

Passages
The passages in this book start off with numbers on the left side, as if it was actually a list instead.

Evan
Evan, seems to be a self insert of the author because the character does not seem to have a J or common "J name" replacing the beginning of his name. It depicts Evan being born in a modern home; it later corrects(?) itself by saying Jimbo actually sent him as a descendant to tell the world about him and to convert everyone to Jimbism.

It later tells that Evan, like any other person, had to go to school and in the 7th grade, Jimbo told him to tell everyone about the adventures of Jimbo and how Jimbo had done many great deeds.

Evan is implied that he is at the age of 12 or 13 since the book states he is in the 7th grade when Jimbo told him to "preach the wise words".

The teachers, most likely real ones, hated Jimbo and decided to ban any statements about Jimbo. Evan however, described as a "faithful Jimbist" said stories about Jimbo anyways and as punishment was "shunned to the halls."

Jedgar
The Jedgar section of this book is actually not about the character, or name Jedgar. Instead, it states some "advice" to the Jimbists about the Timbists.

The Timbists are depicted to hate Jimbo and serve as an ememy to Jimbists. The Timbists like include the Teachers that were stated before. They seem to question how Jimbo is real and do not believe in him in general. The Timbists also seem to share similarities to Satanists which are believed to hate God and Christians.

The passage then states that it'll reassure them by stating, "Jimbo is real, Jimbo is awesome, and he does have cool shades, Jimbo is alive and well, he is amazing."

It also has a disclaimer that says, "(#Disclamor) Some kow him as the god of amajination. He is the strongest! He is amazing! and Timbists are wrong."

Jimsus
The Jimsus section of the book states that any Jimbists must be faithful to Jimbo, eat pizza, and hate "the forbidden Timbo food" peas. Any Jimbists that don't like pizza must be kicked out of the "Jimbo clan."

Jimbo
There is no Jimbo passage, however, there is a small doodle of what is supposedly Jimbo himself.