User:AltairWTF

altairWTF
altairWTF is the best thing to happen to this world since we disestablished communist Australia.

The Earth's earliest memory is me performing a full sex change operation on it because I was lonely. I am the beginning of all society because of this. Everyone was beautiful back then because people kept proceeding in incest and keeping my gene pool alive. Of course, dinosaurs wouldn't have this.

It was a vibrant and beautiful day when velociraptors stormed our village and killed the men and women, but I protected the children with my enormous erection. It was a grand day millions of years ago when I had to repopulate the village by having sex with every underage teenage girl I managed to save, an act that would later be prohibited by laws that I would make while drunk.

Tune in for more tales of my awesome life.