User:Alvations/bad english christmas jokes

Q: How do snowmen get around? A: They ride an icicle.

Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Paws!

Q: What do you call a three legged donkey? A: A wonky donkey!

Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? A: Horn-aments

Q: What happened to the turkey at Christmas? A: It got gobbled!

Q: What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave? A: He gives them the sack.

Q: Which football team did Baby Jesus support? A: Manger-ster United!

Q: What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A: A do-you-think-he-saw-us!

Q: What do witches use to wrap their presents? A: Spello-tape.

Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A: A mince spy!

Q: What's white and goes up? A: A confused snowflake