User:Alyazia khader/sandbox

Alyazia Mohamoud Khader Mohammed Saeed born September 20, 2005 is a somaliaN.. ;) and Emirati airplane horse. She loves rainbows and her favorite color is green-, her famous quotes are “shut up in the world of shut down, restart” that quote has a secret message that is associated with wisdom and knowledge the meaning behind it is “shut up (be quiet) in the world of shut down is (be quiet for the sake of heaven) restart means (speak when I finish the talk) this famous quote of the popstar Alyazia khader has been translated by thousand of professional scientists because 78% of the scientists couldn’t solve the funky quote.

she’s gay as a zig zag likes to read gay things, alyazia khader eats gay, talks gay, drinks gay, speaks gay, sleeps gay, breathes gay, a lesbian angel possessed her soul from the second she was pushed away by her mother’s vagina. #goodjoblesbianangel.

she’s a Miley Cyrus fan, smilerrr foreveaaa! She’ll donate her heart for her anytime. She loves her to the moon and back, she’ll give her, her life, her soul, her eyes, her body & that kind of love isn’t easy to find. she wants to marry her and carry her kids, she wants to have 50 babies with her and each one of them is the album of her songs.

Alyazia khader knows German, English, Somali and Arabic she was born in Emirates and later when she turned 11 she went to Germany because of her father’s work.

she learned speaking German fluently within 3 years, yeah becuz she’s a goddess duh. She and her spouse “Miley Cyrus” are supreme being not like the rest of the fucktards in this earth, teee heee.

She is not a Narcissist but she said she’ll marry herself, she thinks she’s cool which is true. Alyazia khader is a self-obsessed bitch. Obsessed with herself, her existence.

She has 1 sister with the same parents and 5 step sister by her dad’s side but she grew up with the 1 sister which she considers is her straight ally side kick.

When it comes to career she wanted to be a doctor but things change her old ass dropped out from middle school in the age of 14 because (a pretty god doesn’t follows orders or do homeworks) now, January 23, 2021 she wants to be a pornstar, strip club bartender and a pop punk bitch.

Alyazia khader said that she won’t go to school anymore because every time she wakes up in the morning to go to that goddamn school, she feels as if her death is near and her lifespan is running to suck her out.

also she is writing a song about her boobs called “Max volcano” the left boob is (Max) and the right is (volcano) yes, we should focus on us instead of writing a silly breakup song about some stupid girl, boy or non-binary who doesn’t even deserve the words & lyrics.