User:Amakuru/April Fools 2020


 * ... that former President Clinton said his day would be ruined if he didn't get a bacon butty (pictured) and a cup of tea? - misleading: it doesn't mean Bill Clinton.
 * ... that some atheists believe in the Ten Commandments? - misleading: the "ten commandments" aren't the usual ones.
 * ... that New York once neighbored Philadelphia? - misleading: it doesn't mean the usual New York or Philadelphia.
 * ... that a Queen of England was named after a blast furnace? - misleading: that pub in Scunthorpe has never been a "Queen of England" in the usual sense.
 * ... that South Dakota once sued 15 cats? ✅ - true, and amusing.
 * ... that a Briton told the European Union to fuck off 17 million times? - no, he didn't. 17 million people voted to leave the European Union, and one guy made a song about it.
 * ... that Turing wrote Prof: Alan Turing Decoded sixty years after his death? - nope. It was a different Turing.
 * ... that a bim bam boom aboard an airplane caused quite a stir in France? - this isn't quite true, but I might let it off as it's not totally misleading.
 * ... that Captain Kirk can encrypt your computer, but Spock might decrypt it for a fee? - ditto, I think this one's almost OK, although clearly it's not the Spock and Kirk most people know.
 * ... that you can have sex with two cans of Pepsi, though one might need to be twisted?  - this isn't saying what it seems to be saying.
 * ... that Volkswagen part number 199 398 500 A is typically lubricated with ketchup? ✅ - this one seems to be more or less accurate, although "lubricated" isn't really the correct term.