User:Amarkov/How does a company work?

There are many suggestions people have as to how to manage Wikipedia. So, I figured, why not see how well they would work in a company? Yes, these names are from Dilbert, and yes, they represent certain groups of users.

Anything is acceptable if you're working towards a good encyclopedia
So let's say there's this company A. They have the corporate philosophy that all process, all policy, all suggestions, may be ignored, as long as you're increasing shareholder value. So, what happens? Wally drinks coffee and instigates office wars, because competition makes people more productive, Alice forcefully silences anyone who disagrees with her, because they are obviously hurting shareholder value by disagreeing, and Dilbert just adds whatever he feels like onto the product, regardless of whether or not it is actually bad, because nobody has the power to stop him.