User:AmazingJus/Australian English

Oi yeah mate I speak Australian English, which I'm bloody proud of! It's the predominant variety of English spoken in Australia. I refer to 'broad', I mean it's kinda thick, you know, yeah nah somethin' similar to what good ol' Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan would sound like (except to say that he is pushing with his accent, and mine's not as bogan as 'em aye). I don't even speak that 'broadly' either — it's in between the general and broad variety.

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My idiolect

 * I usally pronounce as  but  at the end of a sentence.
 * I have lengthened in words such as,  and the unfortunate , also in ,  and . However it is just short  for words ,  and the vulgarity , also in , ,  and many others.
 * Pronunciation of, and  have , and ,  and  have.
 * I pronounce as.
 * , and   end in ;,  and  end in.
 * I'm more fond of pronouncing as  instead of
 * Similary (which ends with !), any word that ends with ends with.
 * The clusters $⟨tr⟩$ and $⟨dr⟩$ are pronounced and  respectively.
 * The word is definitely pronounced.
 * Final $⟨r⟩$ is silent, but I may pronounce the final if another word starting with a vowel just comes after it. In fact I may even add add a  bebetween two vowels whether between words or syllables.
 * Pronunciation of $⟨t⟩$ and $⟨d⟩$ is usually realised as between vowels.
 * The letter h is, with the being pronounced in faster speech.

Aussie names
Many seppos don't know how to properly pronounce these names! 😉 Nah yeah, Melbourne always pisses me off  because you Americans do it all the time!

Sample readings
Australia has a variety of animals, including dingoes, kangaroos and emus.

Oi bloody hell ya wanker arse piss off!

Accent Tag
Yeah nah yeah, the Seppos have been doing this 'Accent Tag' kinda shit where ya read out a few words and ya lingo refer to certain things. But I, as a true blue Aussie, will still read it out to ya cunts!! Doesn't matter if I have a mic cunt or not, I bloody write it out for ya!


 * Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater (farking hell we spell it Theatre), Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas (Pyjamas ya dicks), Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Envelope.


 * 1) What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
 * We don't farking do that in Straya mate. But if we Seppos ever seeing you doing this Halloween shit, we'll just give it some crap like toilet papering.
 * 1) What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
 * A woodlouse I guess? Yeah nah, no fancy shit.
 * 1) What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
 * Just soft drink. None of that soda/pop/coke shit you have up there.
 * 1) What do you call gym shoes?
 * I call 'em sneakers. But other Strayan cunts can say trainers or runners, from tha Poms.
 * 1) What do you say to address a group of people?
 * I say you guys or bonzer as youse. Americans have both of them too I swear.
 * 1) What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
 * Daddy-long-legs. Youse call it too ay?
 * 1) What do you call your grandparents?
 * Grandma and Grandpa. The d is actually silent here and the n assimilates to an m.
 * 1) What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
 * Shopping trolley ay.
 * 1) What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
 * Just like ya call it, sunshower.
 * 1) What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
 * Remote or Remote control. These two are sweet as.