User:Amb3rx3

Just Let Me Ask You ; Hay! Have You Heard Of My Religion ?
JIMBER was created in 2008 by Amber S. &nd Jimmy K. Jimber is a very powerful and different religion. We carry our own gang for protection called White strips and stars! Our flag is the america flag, so if you see a american flag somewhere you better leave the area, becuase that means their around !! Creator's Amber &nd Jimmy are cousin's and thaught of making their own religion because they wanted to be different then the rest, also because tehy didn't know what religion they were. The Name Jimber came from the Combination of Jimmy and am== ber =='s names. Jimber is still ruled by god, exept we don't go to church to worship just him , we go to near by fast food places , grociery stores , and corner stores and worship God , Amber and Jimmy. JIMBER was once known as JimberT ; with a "T" because a new member by the name of Wilbert joined the group. 'He's Amber's pretty snazzy, smexi boyfriend ;] mmmm.. aha .' but he left Jimber, to become a christian. he thaught it was better. Although, Christians have a "No sex before marriage" purity ring , our purity ring states that "There is no sex until weekends, Monday Morning's til 11 , and Friday night's after 9pm count!" and they have the 7 deadly sins of pride, avarice, lust, anger, gluttony, envy, and sloth, JIMBER'S deadly sin's are starvation , soberness , avarice , scarcasim , envy , boredum , and seriousness. We state that doing illegal substinces is aloud, but dont abuse it. we dont want you dying on us ;]. To Be a part of Jimber you must eat chicken and tater tot's DAILY, never eat beef jerky without eachother , always have money on weekends , and i dont know anymore because i forgot them but when i do find them out i'll add them. Gabrielle is HOTTT

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'''R.I.P. Nick Keiperrrrrrrrr<3. i love you.'''

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--Amb3rx3 (talk) 18:08, 29 October 2008 (UTC)