User:Ambargh

Ambargh was born in Oklahoma and raised by a tribe of wild Cherokee Indians known as "Salbadubaducha". She was chosen to the first ever cryogenically frozen Native American in 1947. Remaining frozen in time for 38 years, Ambargh was born again December 11th, 1985 during the Great Cold Lapse of '85. At this period in time, things were real cold - a great hardship for many Native Americans, and due to a power outage, the cryogenical freezer's wires had shorted out, forcing her birth out of Traci - the great Cactus Murmur. When the young Amber reached the age of puberty many indescribable things happend. Firstly, instead of devoploping the regular breasts other girls did- she actually grew large testicles(on her chest). Also, Ambargh grew irregular hair patterns on her face. While body hair is known as fact of life, this was somthing different. This is where she got the nickname Rug-burn (from the joke, "You so hairy you almost died from rugburn at birth"). She actually was used as a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

Some of her most famous theories include: Why are there so many fat people in central FL? Do they still have those one-roomed schools where all the students are in different grades? What is the purpose of the cardboard box? To be destroyed in the end?

Ambargh currently resides in FL. After 24 years of a life filled with questionability and concern for the world around us, Ambargh continues to explore the unlimited stupidity of this world. Working as a radiologic technologist during the day, she lies awake at night pondering was to escape this foredoomed planet, also - how to get Apple to pay for her water-damaged computer. Some of her favorite films include: Idiocracy and Beavis and Butthead Do America. Ambargh is a big fat poopyhead who likes to smell farts. She also has a strange bass guitar hanging on her wall, it may possibly belong to a man named Thaddeus. If he continues to threaten User:Ambargh, she will do as she pleases with so-called instrument.