User:Amerigo~enwiki

Armeri-what
He's a joker, he's a smoker, he's a ... yeah

Things I hate

 * the self-righteous
 * the self-wrong
 * the perpetually wrong
 * the perpetually right
 * the right
 * unprotected left turns
 * turn signals
 * aimless quiksilver rambling

Things I find humerous

 * seals
 * baby seals
 * babies, but not the whining sort
 * baby ruth bars, if for nothing other than the fact that they're named after the fattest slob ever to play the game of baseball. 'Hey, try a piece of this fat baby slob.'