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Keith James Kelley is an FIU business professor widely regarded for his work on identifying plagiarism (Needs citation) and former male model for the Zoele (Zoolander Elete) group. After a highly-successful career as a male supermodel, Super K, as he had come to be known, was recruited as a full-time fashion consultant for employees of the United States Federal Reserve including former chairman Alan Greenspan. Super K, was known briefly to his clients as K-Fed until a lawsuit filed by a Kid Rock look-a-like forced him to give up the honarary 'Fed' name. Super K's most notable fashion consulting surrounded 'Tuesday' announcements by the chair and other executives about economic policy moves such as raising or lowering reserve rates. It is widely thought that the fashion advice provided by Super K averted billions of dollars of adverse psychological reactions within markets as a result of the chairman 'looking cool' while giving bad news.