User:Amyacker

Amy was born in a small room in a huge town where there were no hospitals and schools. His family moved to the big city to raise Amy and to give her a proper education. But Amy never fit in at school and was always the odd one out. She was terrible at math and couldn't even hold a pencil. The only thing she was ever good at was tying her shoe laces. She could tie a knot faster than you could say "she can not knot". When all the other kids were studying in class, Amy was sitting in the darkest corner in the back, and day dreaming of the day when the director of NASA would kick in the classroom door and walk to Amy to ask for her help in saving the world because the world was in danger from an asteroid and NASA needed somebody to tie the perfect knot on a space shuttle's internal wiring in order to send a nuclear warhead into space to knock the asteroid off it's path to earth. Amy stumbled through school and fumbled through college until she finally signed up as an IRS auditor a few days from her 27th birthday. Nobody cared for Amy in the past and the new IRS job did not help her case. And then everything changed when her mother got a job in Alaska and her father got a job in Mexico. Amy spent the next few years travelling between the two and learning about the world and the different ways in which people would tie shoe laces. Amy bought a house in Calgary because she believed that it would place her between Alaska and Mexico, and now spends her time on the internet, patiently waiting for the NSA director to arrive, as she spends her days as a tax auditing consultant.

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