User:AnEggyUser/sandbox

Breathing is an essential part of life, so you must know how to do it or else you will die.

Step 1: Inhaling

This step is pretty easy. To do it, you must suck in through your mouth and nose like a vacuum. You will feel air coming into your mouth. Once the air is in your mouth, swallow it.

Step 2: Exhaling

This step is a little tricky, and can only be done the same second you finish inhaling. After completing step one, you may feel airy or heavy. To get rid of this feeling, you must exhale. Get the air that you have swallowed and push 95% it back into your mouth. Once it is there, blow out the other 5% to push it out of your mouth.

Step 3: Repeating

After exhaling, you must inhale again, then exhale, then inhale. While it is very unfortunate, professional breathers say that repetition is an essential part of breathing. They say this because if you don't, you will die. This means that even if you don't like repeating things, you'll have to suck it up anyway. (Figurative and inhaling) If you want to see professional breathers compete in breathing contests, or the game that will get up to the popularity of Football, Breathball, (Which is where 2 teams huff and puff a ball of air into goals) Too bad.