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Trashmen
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The Trashman ('Mashmantra') is a cryptid on the same caliber as Big Foot. This explains why they are so uncommon in modern society, however they are frequently referenced in cult novels, and Big Foot documentaries.

Habitat

Their habitat mainly includes dumps, small cars, and your local McDonald's. They range in sizes, even going so far as to be the size of a ladybug. Trashmen are omnivorous, however, their diet mostly consists of crabs, which causes them great grief as they consume their crustacean comrades.

Group Habits

Trashmen tend to travel in herds of 7-70, and are known for their tight bonds. A large group of Trashmen is scientifically known as a Waste (of Space). Seldom do they ever express kindness and attachment to one another, instead they will howl, their human like screeches are like music to their ears. Their screeches are capable of traveling an entire continent, though, the decibels they emit are so low, that only other crabs, and small children can hear them. This would help to explain why children spontaneously cry.

Civilization

Trashmen actually have a complex civilization. They worship a painted wall that we call the sky, and will often leave small offerings for their deities. It is difficult to decide whether these creatures are monotheistic, or polytheistic, seeing as they will choose to worship the nicest wall they can find. Once they have finished their worship, they will move on, and migrate to another town in search of another wall to follow. Unbeknownst to them, they will sometimes accidentally join gangs, standing in awe of their graffiti.

Trashman Reproduction

They do not reproduce, instead they regenerate by clawing out of their molted skin once they have reverted back to their immature phase, thus living forever as inhumane immortals. The flesh and blood they leave behind from their regeneration serves as skin for skin implants on people who have suffered burns on their body.

The Facade of the Trashmen

These magnificent creatures have hunted for their prized chicken legs, which leads to the discrimination of these animals. Luckily, the waste of Trashmen usually overtake their opponents and convert him into a Trashman, raising their numbers. The most notable time this ever occurred was when Doland Tromp, local Floridian, was captured, and taken inside of their lair. When he emerged, he was a full fledged Trashman.

Approximately 1 billion humans on our planet are secretly Trashmen who use their knowledge of witchcraft to mask themselves and mascarade as humans. This why we haven't noticed them in our day to day lives. A distinguished feature of the Trashmen, is that they take pride in their ability to terrorize children. ''One famous example of a man being scarred by a wild Trashman is Walt Disney. The Trashman attack he lived through as a child led him to create the notable movie Monsters Inc.''

Their Secrets

Not much else has ever been documented on these elusive animals. Trashmen were only just recently discovered in 2011 Florida. They are highly skilled in camouflage, and they are multitalented at witchcraft, which grants them the ability to shapeshift. There is only one know photograph of the Trashman, and it is currently under the watchful eye of the American FBI.

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