User:Anastasia Sherdits

Once upon a time there was a young girl named Anastasia. Anastasia was 120 years old and lived in Moskva, Italiya. While walking home from school one day, a Blue Axecls jumped out from behind a bush and tackled Anastasia to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Anastasia realized that the Blue Axecls was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Anastasia decided to keep the Blue Axecls as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Blue Axecls Alia. When Anastasia and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Anastasia's mother, Lady Gaga. And boy was she surprised to see a Blue Axecls following Anastasia into the yard! What in world is that? shouted Lady Gaga. It's a Blue Axecls, answered Anastasia. Dah, I can see that, Anastasia, but what on earth is it doing here? said Lady Gaga. It's my new pet! answered Anastasia. Oh you think so do you? remarked Lady Gaga. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Blue Axeclss. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Anastasia grabbed Alia by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Anastasia and Alia played and played, that is until Anastasia's favorite television show, Bob the Builder :) , started. At that point Anastasia forgot all about Alia having an unsupervised run of the house.  That is until half way through Bob the Builder :) , when Anastasia was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, '' Anastasia! Get your but in the Kitchen...NOW!!'' With that Anastasia rushed into the Kitchen to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the Kitchen, there stood her father, Bob Marley, pointing toward the Bed. Will someone please explain that? asked her father. Then, as Anastasia followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Bed, was the biggest pile of Axecls doo-doo she had ever seen! I don't EVEN want to know how that got there, said Bob Marley. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Anastasia knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Alia for a pet. So without hesitation, Anastasia set out to find where Alia was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Anastasia discovered Alia crouched beneath the table that Anastasia did her sleeping on. ''Come on, Alia, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Bed!'' scolded Anastasia. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Axecls!! And with that Anastasia led Alia out of the house and down to the local super duper mega store! They had a pet section and Anastasia knew the owner would find Alia a good home. So after saying good-bye to Alia, and thanking the owner of super duper mega store! , Anastasia walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Ice Teas. But Anastasia's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Anastasia suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End. Looool xD This story is approved to be true and only true :)