User:Andonic/Random Data

Random Data

 * This is where I keep random things I find, which I deem good enough to keep.

Pi.

 * This is vandalism to the Wikipediholic Test. For a list of Pi to the 4,000,000th digit, go here.

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Quantum Santa.
QUANTUM MECHANICS SAVES SANTA

The analysis about the death of Santa Claus, based on classical physics, is seriously flawed owing to its neglect of quantum phenomena that become significant in his particular case. As it happens, the terminal velocity of a reindeer in dry December air over the Northern Hemisphere (for example) is known with tremendous precision. The mass of Santa and his sleigh (since the number of children and their gifts is also known precisely, ahead of time, and the reindeer must weigh in minutes before the flight) is also known with tremendous precision. His direction of flight is, as you say, essentially east to west.

All of that, when taken together, means that the momentum vector of Mr. Claus and his cargo is known with incredible precision. An elementary application of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle yields the result that Santa's location, at any given moment on Christmas Eve, is highly imprecise. In other words, he is "smeared out" over the surface of the earth, analogous to the manner in which an electron is "smeared out" within a certain distance from the nucleus in an atom. Thus he can, quite literally, be everywhere at any given moment.

In addition, the relativistic velocities which his reindeer can attain for brief moments make it possible for him, in certain cases, to arrive at some locations shortly before he left the North Pole. Santa, in other words, assumes for brief periods the characteristics of tachyons.

I will admit that tachyons remain hypothetical, but then so do black holes, and who really doubts their existence anymore?

--Justanother 20:16, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, this wish for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all - and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, sexual preference, religious faith, or choice of computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with or without alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

--Janke | Talk 07:27, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Example of a Level 1 WP:DEFCON situation.
The following scenario is an example of a level 1 Wdefcon:
 * Some dedicated anti-Wikipedia computer geeks create multiple Wikipedia bots and uses multiple proxies for these bots, so that the proxies can't be blocked. Then, they hack into the Wikimedia servers and disable all editing and user rights and give them to the bots, and then block every Wikipedia user. Then, the bots would crawl into Wikipedia and do the following to all pages: blank, delete, protect, then add some crap like "Wikipedia sucks" or something like that. The Wikipedia editors, watching in horror, cannot counter-vandalise the bots, since editing capabilities were disable and they're blocked. The admins, desperately trying to save Wikipedia, will try to block these bots, but will fail...And every Wikipedia article, project page, portal, category, etc. will vanish...
 * The previous scenario would be a level 1 Wdefcon, although users wouldn't be able to change the Wdefcon level anyway. :)
 * * Ed clearly watches too many action movies* :)  Ed  ¿Cómo estás? Reviews? 01:22, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

The Chicken or the Egg?
In response to the question as to which came first, the chicken, or the egg:

As with so many of these old 'dilemmas' - they are easily solved if you define your terms accurately. If we define: ...then there is no dilemma at all. Genetic studies show that the first ever G.Gallus was a mutated Asian Red Junglefowl - so it was hatched (as is the case with all birds) from a shell-encased ovum that (in this case) was laid by a bird of the species 'Asian Red Junglefowl' (which was not - per our previous definition - a "chicken"). That "egg" was clearly "before" the very first "chicken" - QED.
 * "an egg" as Egg does: an ovum together with its shell or outer layer, internal membranes and nutrients for the embryo.
 * "a chicken" (per Chicken) as an fully formed bird which is at least 99.9% genetically similar to a modern domesticated animal of the species G. gallus.
 * "before" (in the context of chickens and eggs) as chicken comes before egg if said chicken lays said egg - egg comes before chicken if said chicken hatches from said egg.

Sig copycatz. So i herd...
u dunt leik sig copycatz? ~ Spebi ⁂ 09:08, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * They're alrite. Riana  09:13, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * y r u lie?  Spebi  09:15, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
 * In the mood for a suggestion? :)  Daniel  08:27, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Was that a nudge for me to write an article? I got called rude names last times I tried that! :P ~ Riana ⁂ 08:48, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

I r ea ll y ❤ don't  appreciate   Sig  copycats  at all  They are becoming abundant  in our   wikienvironment  And i do not // liek it  //  at all  //  i swer    ♦ They are the ♦       "new sockpuppets"? in town (n they) shud b (indefinitely·blocked) and  they should implement  a new way øf prøtecting pages against sig cøpycatz!!!

 so can i get a hell yehh??  06:26, 20 November 2007 (UTC)


 * Not only was that brilliant, but the mention of my signature made your efforts well worthwhile.  the  ❤  undertow  06:35, 20 November 2007
 * sum1 plz blok dis sig copycat :)  S p e b i  06:40, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
 * O rly? can it be I would jus unblk myself teim now, plz? the_undertow : Chat  06:46, 20 November 2007 (UTC)


 * Sorry, but that's just friggin' hilarious. :) EVula // talk // &#9775;  // 06:50, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

 y  ❤  r u ppl  loling : i find it   Extremely Offensive  that u  could be so  ( rude omg )  Ha ven't u ppl herd of WP: CIVIL :(  i  em  nöt Impressed (at all)  I am  going  to   to WP:ANI   OR  WP:PAIN w8   Didn't, :) That close down  OhWellz

i am running out of sigs so bi now lol 08:10, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Hahaa. I don't even want to know how long that took! But that's too funny.  Lara  ❤  Love  18:05, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I'll have to say I didn't enjoy laughing that hard. ;) Barnstar for Spebi. Ah yes, and my sig is the best of all you imitated. :) · AndonicO Talk 19:12, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
 * rofl that's something interesting to come back to after a break :D ~ Riana ⁂ 07:32, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

DerHexer.
A tribute to one of our best vandal fighters:

Wikipedia image.
A bit exaggerated, but amusing.

Quotes

 * "We used to have an infomercial on with some short oriental man on a yacht (with girls in bikinis) claiming, in bad English, that you too could have all this if you sent him your life savings." – StuRat