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The Andonius Superiosis is the ultimate predatory species in nature. Emerging at the time of big bang, the Andonius Superiosis is known to have been responsible for the extinctions of animals within the genus 'homo'. From Ardipithicus to Homo Erectus to the Neanderthal, Andonius Superiosis is infamous for causing the demise of its inferior cousins. However, having disappeared just a decade prior to the emergence of the Homo Sapien, Andonius Superiosis is now returned, most likely aiming to destroy mankind as a whole.

The Andonius Superiosis is known to live off the flesh of its bipedal cousins however, this phenomenal being is known to also enjoy the occasional cucumber. Unfortunately, much of the world's cucumber supply has been on a steady decline since the return of this creature, resulting in the poverty of many farmers, and the creation of many pointless salads.

It is further theorized that the Andonius Superiosis is actuually responsible for creating the first saddle in the world, having ridden the Ankylosaurus (its favourite dinosaur) to the moon and beyond. Alongside these amazing feats, the Andonius Superioris is also thought to be the author of the famous viking story 'Beowulf'. But perhaps most impressive of all is the fact that the world renowned series 'Lord of the Rings' is actually based upon the adventures of the so called Andonius Superiosis.

It is an unfortunate, yet certain fact, that at some point in time, human beings will face an inevitable extinction at the hands of this most terrifying yet majestic beast. It is only a matter of when.

The Andonius Superiosis has also been mentioned in various nature documentaries such as "Planet Earth: The end of it all", "What really killed the dinosaurs", and "March of the Penguins".