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= The Gooch Clause =

Prerequisite Knowledge
Legal prioritization of relationships is as follows. Man+Brother (non relation)> Man+ Brother ( blood relation) (non relation surpasses blood relation as party 1 can not choose ones own family but may choose his friends and ergo his "Bro's")> Man+ Dog (we all know and acknowledge that no man shall choose a woman over any canine who has slept on party 1s bed or place of sleep)> Man+Girlfriend (sexual partners)> Man+ Mate (acquaintances whom occasionally see each other (< once/month))> Man+ Ho (woman who man wants sexual relations with but has not yet achieved his goal)> Man+ cat (unless man has lost his genitals and is then referred to as a "pussy" and/or "biaarrtch" ).

The Problems.
Many a relationship have been ruined by this clause.

To establish grounds for argument we must first establish when and how a "mate" becomes a Bro.

this usually occurs when a male spends excess of 3/7 days per week with his "mate" including but not exclusive to hanging with just the one mate at least once per week for minimum of a month.

The Clause
However the Gooch clause states "a "mate" may skip through the prioritization ladder and attain the rank of "Bro" without meeting the requirements if after an extended period of time, of no contact (visual), the "mate" approaches the Man and before uttering a word jabs said Man with index finger to the gooch."