User:AndresLucioni

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Welcome! I am a succesful businessman of scandinavian royalty who now resides in the United States. I am on wikipedia to spread the world's knowledge of my business, and who I am. I sometimes refer to myself jokingly as Eurotrash, and there was a time you would find my picture there if you looked it up. But in all seriousness.

I am:



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Count Andres Lucioni of Norway

Favorite Websites: http://www.kongehuset.no/

Personal Info

Activities: Talking and gossiping (upss!), making and counting money, reading, being myself, planning-comploting and intriguing, meditating, sometimes danzing, cooking or expresing myself in other more alternative ways...

Interests: Myself, chemistry, money, languages, diamonds, traveling, royalty, militaria and chivalry, Hitler and his artwork, cooking, chocolate making, parfumerie, enology, fencing, skiing, surfing (!*), Tai-Chi and meditation, Φιλοσοφια, witchcraft ...

Favorite Music: Classical, Folkloric, Edith Piaf's, Marlene Dietrich's, Spanish (flamenco-zarzuela...), Lilly Grenier's (and other Hitler's favourites), Fascista, Audrey Hepburn's, Gyllene Tyder's...

Favorite TV Shows: 'La Función de la Palabra' con Dr. Marco Aurelio Denegri, 'Laura en América' con Dra. Laura Bozzo

Favorite Movies: 'The Silence of the Lambs', 'Hannibal', 'The Exorcist', 'La Nuit de Varennes', 'The Affair of the Necklace', 'Anna Karenina' (with Greta Garbo), 'Casablanca' (Ingrid Bergman!), 'Gone with the Wind' (Scarlet O'Hara...), 'Der Blaue Engel' (mit Marlene Dietrich), 'Sissi' (mit Romy Schneider), 'Cleopatra' (with Liz Taylor), 'Lykke og Krone' (Åh min Gud...!), 'Tesis' (Amenábar...), 'Jeg er Dina', 'Devdas' (Bollywood!)...

Favorite Books: 'Le Ruge et le Noir' (Stendhal), 'Das Parfüm' (Suskind), 'L'Etranger' (Camus), 'Il Principe' (Machiavelli), 'Fouché' (Zweig), ' Mein Kampf' (Hitler), Msr. Mq. Sade -tout-, Mme. Cme. Jean Saint-Remy de la Motte Valois -tout-, Flora Tristan -todo-, Ego-met -totus-....

Favorite Quotes: - 'Democracy is the quantitative imposition of mistake' (Dr. Martha Luz Hildebrandt Pérez-Treviño, politician, linguist... Maestra.)

- 'Democracy has in itself the germ of its selfdestruction. It has to be bathed with blood from time to time so that it can continue being democracy' (Generalíssimo Augusto Pinochet Ugarte)

- 'The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one [...] By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell -- and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed. [...] What luck for rulers that men do not think.' (Adolf 'Führer' Hitler, Reichskanzler, orator and politician ,1889 - 1945)

- '¿De qué carajo sirve recoger sueros y medicinas cuando se está velando al cadáver!' (Maestro "Albertico" - Héctor Alberto Escudero Rivero)

- 'Looking good is not an option, is an obligation'

- 'For the strong one exiling is not lessening but reinforcing' (H.I.M. Empereur Napoléon I Bonaparte)

- 'Quienes conservamos los buenos usos no tenemos porqué renunciar a ellos' (Dr. Marco Aurelio Denegri, poligraph, linguist, sociologist, sexologist... Maestro)

- 'Usus péssîma lex est'

- 'Wakaishu ya shinu ga iya nara ima shiniyare hito-tabi shineba mou shinanu zo ya'

- 'Vosotros que posais la planta altiva, entrad aquí por el dolor cubiertos, que jamás la algazara de los vivos ha de turbar la paz de los muertos'

- 'Vita mutatur non tullitur'

- 'Mullierem non posse hómimen vocitari'

-"Ahhh... two words... what ever!" -"Those are ONE, you idiot!"

- 'Ser moderno, regio; pero no tanto como para permitir que el progreso destruya las jerarquías' 'G.C.U. o muerte' (Dra. Lorena "China " Tudela Loveday)

- 'Why do you always have to be so cynical?' (My mother... to me!)

- 'If you don't know how to stand up you gotta sit down' (Certain angry-bus-driver-bullb*tch)

- 'I am NEVER wrong, except for those very few random times when I think I am ' (Maestro Andrés)

- 'Girl power!!! [...] Talk to the hand! ' (Uncle Bruce, fencing coach and Tai-Chi 'sensei ')

- 'I like to leave my toughest activities for bed' (Maestro Andrés)

About Me: - Yo soy yo y mis circunstancias. - Après moi le déluge. - Nec plúribus impar, nec plus ultra, nescit occasum. - Att vara mig själv är inte ett val, det är ett brav. - Es ist so, weil es mein Willen ist. -...Catatonic, all too catatonic.

-I can be more man than many others will ever be and perhaps more woman than they will ever get. I can be such a Lady that H.M. the Queen of England would have to bow in front of me-

-*** "Hitler in the inside, Napoléon on the outside" ***

-I learnt from Uncle Wolf to use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.

I am not racist (O.K..., I am, and so you are, and everyone else...), I am just objective!


 * Yes, I DO surf, but I am not a surfer...I am not blond, sorry... I am a skier nonetheless : ), anyway, I am not a very sporty person... Let's say I like to leave my toughest activities for bed (take it as you wish), he he.