User:Andrew.daniel88

Andrew Benjamin Daniel, born August 5th 1988, came in to the world as a strapping young lad. His physique was not too far off from breath taking. Born a black belt in Jujitzu, and a master of training wild lions, he went straight to work with his skills. Over the years, he would become world reknown for his courage and bravery, and countless trips to the top of K2. By the age of 17 Andrew already grossed 17 trillion in stocks, with a net worth of 33 trillion based off of being a badass alone. Where ever he went trees shaded him, cars stopped for him, and beer was poured for him. He was gifted with a natural talent of distilling whiskey. The finest whiskey. So fine in fact, that after every batch his smoking hot wife would give him handjobs just to show her appreciation and gratitude for the fine spirits. After inventing the internet, and later, MP3 players, he knew that he would change the world forever. He was also noted as being the innovator of the handy sticky notes, refrigerator magnets, the twist-off bottle cap, and various other necessities for improving quality of life. At age 25 he was inducted in to the Guiness Book of World Records for having the world's largest erect penis. Girth, not length. That's what counts. Several trips in to outer space with the Russians led him to create the Big Bang Theory, and also the Dyson Vacuum. Twice a day, Andrew is known for curing the addiction of the street drug Krokodil to low-life rejects. He frequents Kenny from South Park's mansion. He has also been seen socializing with the great minds of Stephen Hawking, and Rosie O'Donnell. Men want to be him, and ladies want to be on him. Dogs mark territories in his name. Ben and Jerry's ice cream has a flavor named after him. He is on the 100$ bill.