User:Andrew Davidson/Whimsy

Chance and Community discussions

 * You are assessed for article repairs. £40 for each GA, £115 for each FA
 * You have won second place in DYK. Collect £10
 * It's your wikibirthday. Collect £10 from User:Jimbo Wales (If you're still trying to get your money three years later and discover Jimbo won't return your calls because he's on a yacht somewhere ... well don't say we didn't warn you...)
 * Discretionary sanctions. Fine £20
 * Edit warring. Fine £15
 * Unblock request accepted. Collect £20
 * Deletion review in your favour. Collect £10
 * Pay Arbitration Committee fees of £150
 * Pay WMF £100
 * Get out of indef for free. (This admin bit may be kept until needed or sold)


 * Congratulations! You've won £1000 in the local celebrity art contest.

Poet's Corner
Inspirational and memorable poems.


 * Lepanto – "White founts falling in the Courts of the sun,"
 * Vitaï Lampada – "There's a breathless hush in the Close to-night—"

Quotations
"Always verify your references, sir!"

- Dr Routh to Dean Burgon

"The maxim 'Nothing avails but perfection' may be spelt shorter: 'Paralysis'."

- Winston Churchill to General Ismay, 6 December 1942

"The gostak distims the doshes"

- Andrew Ingraham