User:Andrew Something

Andrew Something (real name: Andrew) is an average high school student who is a big enough loser to start a user page on Wikipedia and to write the entire page in third-person Wikipedia style. Though he does not usually write in or edit Wikipedia, he hates it when people vandalize Wikipedia articles and usually deletes vandalism upon sight.

Life
Andrew Something lives somewhere in the United States. He is paranoid about revealing personal information on the internet, causing him to write his user page very vaguely. He is not very popular in school, but has enough friends to be content, although his underdog social status occasionally affects his self-esteem. He gets A's and B's and is a good student. He is very talented with computer software (and, occasionally, hardware), and used to be an avid video gamer, though he has mostly grown out of this habit. He enjoys playing guitar, listening to music on his iPod, as well instant messaging or just spending time with his friends.

Favorite Wikipedia articles

 * Insanity
 * Stupidity
 * Explosions

Friends in real life
Obviously, only Andrew Something's friends with Wikipedia accounts can be listed here.
 * jmattox12