User:Andrewkin17

Item: SCP-5045 (The infinite pizza box)

Object Class: Thaumiel

Treat level: White

Warnings: self-replicating device

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP 5045 is to be contained in a 10 foot by 10-foot containment cube with one 2 foot by 3-foot window with a standard card key door at site 38. The containment cell requires a level 3 security clearance. SCP 5045 must not be taken out of its containment cell, even when it is being used to feed D class. D class is not to interact with SCP 5045 beyond orders from authority. Description: SCP 5045 is a circular pizza box with the words “Pizza Hut” on it. SCP 5045 can contain an SCP 5045-A, SCP 5045-A is a pepperoni pizza that is cut into 8 pieces with a 16-inch diameter only after an item is deposited into SCP 5045 and SCP 5045 is closed with no one looking at the inside of SCP 5045 in any way. When an item is deposited into empty SCP 5045 and the box is closed the next time SCP 5045 is opened SCP 5045 will contain a new identical SCP 5045-A. There can be limitless amounts of SCP 5045-A at a single time but there is only one SCP 5045. SCP 5045 can be torn apart but will be completely and perfectly fixed once out of vision or live recording of any type, see Addendum 5045-3.

Origin: SCP 5045 was first found on the front doorstep at the residence of Mrs. Gralter in Cincinnati Ohio at around 9 PM. She did not know why it was there or how it got there which deeply frightened her, so she called the police worrying it may be a disguised bomb. The police checked out SCP 5045 and confirmed SCP 5045 was not a bomb and shortly handed it over to Mrs. Gralter but were a bit annoyed due to her history of paranoia. She thought SCP 5045 was a gift from someone and over 2 days SCP 5045-A was eaten. She claimed to have put used napkins in SCP 5045 and closed SCP 5045, however when she picked it up SCP 5045 was reported to have gotten much heavier. When she opened SCP 5045 she found the napkins she had put in SCP 5045 transformed into a new SCP 5045-A when she closed the box. She was shocked and called the police once again. The police heard her story and tested it out for themselves with a pen and to their surprise, it worked. The ownership of SCP 5045 was then transferred over to the Cincinnati police department. The police handed SCP 5027 over to the CIA with video evidence, and finally, the CIA gave SCP 5027 to the foundation with an SCP 5045-A already an SCP 5045.

The following trials were approved by the 05 council.

Addendum 5045-1:

On 4/13/2000 Water was inserted into SCP 5045 and SCP 5045 was closed then opened. An SCP 5045-A appeared in SCP 5045 so this means that the item inserted into SCP 5027 does not have to be a solid object. If we can turn liquids into SCP 5045-A then what about lava? That will be the next test.

Addendum 5045-2:

On 5/6/2000 Inspired by the prior test molten lava was inserted into SCP 5045. SCP 5045 successfully produced an SCP 5045-A, when the D-Class opened SCP 5045 however he fell back coughing in pain. She said that SCP 5045-A was as hot as lava. This fact has led us to conclude that when you put an object in SCP 5045 it is more of an item transformation instead of an item sacrifice. We also know because we know it’s more of a transformation instead of an item sacrifice when it would make sense as to why it seems that the SCP 5045-A.

Addendum 5045-3:

On 5/27/2000 Inspired by the prior test, one D-class was tasked with tearing apart SCP 5045. After he tore SCP 5045 and the D-class left SCP 5045’s cell and Dr. Kawolski left the security camera room and the cell guard blinked (no one was seeing SCP 5045) SCP 5045 fully regenerated to its fully functioning self before the test. This was discovered when the guard in the cell blinked and he told the entering scientist. Later the running security camera was viewed, and in a 1/600,00th of a second SCP 5045 reassembled itself and piece by piece. This confirms that SCP 5045 isn’t lava resistant but can just regenerate at an obscene rate.

Addendum 5045-4:

On 6/20/2000 A camera was live streaming 1 centimeter by a 1-centimeter micro camera recording camera that was placed in water inside SCP 5045. When SCP 5045 was closed the live stream ended when the camera turned into SCP 5045-A and SCP 5045 when opened spilled out water and under that water was a very damp SCP 5045-A. It seems that SCP 5045 prefers solids rather than liquids. This has led us to believe SCP 5045 favors items like this: solid > liquid > gas > plasma.

Addendum 5045-5:

After long-awaited approval from the 05 council (5 months and 1 day to be exact). On 11/7/2000 the words “SCP 2521” in 0.04 seconds were written on the paper by a machine and the machine in 0.51 put the paper in SCP 5027 and then closed SCP 5045, and the machine removed itself by teleporting itself outside of SCP 5045’s containment cell. Then approximately 2.3 seconds later SCP 2521 phased through the cell wall, walked over to SCP 5045, reached SCP 5045 and pulled out SCP 5045-A and walked off with it. This is the first time in foundation history that SCP 2521 took something that at the time being didn’t mention SCP 2521 in any way. This means that even if the physical makeup of the object is changed, the information inside the object when it changes into SCP 5045-A remains the same.

The following trials are being awaited approval by the 05 council:

1: What if we tried to put hydrofluoric acid in SCP 5045 to test the rebuilding capabilities of SCP 5045?

The following trials were rejected by the 05 council:

2: What if we put an SCP 500 in SCP 5045? Would the resulting SCP 5045-A have the same curing properties of SCP 500?

Reason for rejection by the 05 council: If the test is a failure then that is a big waste of resources we can never get back, too big of a risk.

Daily Usage: SCP 5045 feeds about 35% D-class in site 38 with 2 slices of SCP 5045-A per day, this saves 40% of foundation D-class budget. Every day at site 38 five D-class is tasked with gathering 350 SCP 5045-A to feed to about a third of the D-class population at site 38. However, any SCP 5045-A’s are not permitted to be exported for external activities or uses beyond foundation custody.

Incident Record: There has been only 1 problem with any D-class involving SCP 5045 in the history of SCP 5045. A D-class was being difficult and refused to work after approximately 276 SCP 5045-A were made. After 2 warnings the D-class was terminated approximately 4.2 seconds later the D-class was successfully terminated via the facility guard in SCP 5045’s cell.