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Will respond to, Pie, Mole, and Brutus, with the distinctive call of Ehhh!

Most successful mating tactic of the PY is the Pygall Clamp, where he uses his big arms to trap the victim from behind leaving them incapable of escape. During mating season th PY will sport a Morrissey like quiff, tinted shades, and shirts in different shades of pink, accompanied by cufflinks.

The PY is commonly found in the working men's clubs of Easington, although his favoured habitat is the sofa or bed.

The PY is easily distinguished by his Great North Run jacket, given to him in 2004.

When tired the PY will sleep wherever he drops, most notibley the bathroom floor.

The PY has been considered by many experts as being the ultimate predatory feeding machine. It will eat any food available, including small birds, rodents, and has been known to consume small children.

His liquid consumption is limited in variety, due to an obsetion with drinks of a pinky colour.

The PY is totally dependent upon the mother for the first 20 years of life. This includes all bathroom, household, clothing, and feeding needs.

The PY is a relatively calm and subdued creature until any time when the cry of IREENE!! is heard from his associates.