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Greg Atkinson is known for his excessively large hamstring muscle. As a result of this he holds the single school record for longest missed field in the University of Stirling Clansmen's history. Growing up in Cornwall, Greg has also been entrenched in large political scandals surrounding the independence of this province.

Standing at 5 foot 4 inches, Mr Atkinson also holds the Chairperson position in the "Under 5 foot" club. When questioned as to how he can be a member of this club he replies "I have the hand span of a 4 foot 5 person".

Greg now resides in the Stirlingshire area, where he is working with the local community to shut down small businesses.