User:AndyBooLauler/sandbox

= Andrew Lauler = Andrew "Lol RaWr xD" Lauler (March 3, 1999-March 1, 2017) is a current student at Annandale High School and well known "Black Lives Matter" activist. He grew up in Annandale, Virginia and currently attends Annandale High School. Currently, he performs in several ensembles within the Annandale band pyramid, while spending his spare time with the Vaping and Marching for Equal Rights Drum and Bugle Corps. His vape career started when he needed fog for a percussion piece he was writing. After trying cigarettes, heroin, and the love of God, he finally decided that a vape pen and blueberry flavored "E-Juice" were the best items to use in his visual-based transcription of Papa Roach's "Last Resort" for marimba and vape. He is referenced several times in holy scriptures such as the Bible, Qur'an, and E.L. James' novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" under the name Jesus. Recently, he was accepted to the Juilliard Summer Percussion Seminar due to his holy powers and percussion ability. However, he is still known to be a "gaping vagina" and to have "thunder thighs", according to his friends and classmates.

Childhood Obesity
Andrew Lauler was born on March 3rd, 1999 in a conga drum case in the Annandale High School band room. After he bobbled out of the band room, he slowly walked toward who was presumed to be his "mother", Niggus "I Got A Glock In My Rawrie xD" LOLzer, who took him under her wing and taught him the ways of vape.