User:Andyneal

When the phrase "hung like a donkey" was first uttered, it was probably in reference to Andy Neal. With over 120 certified "bangs" under his belt, Mr. Neal has provided many women with the pleasure and passion they so richly deserve, yet felt they could never find. Mr. Neal's humble beginnings can be traced back to 1993, when he fist showed his prowess as a cocksman. Many of his contemporaries said, "Andy, you can't bag a senior. You're just a freshman." Undaunted, he proceeded to bag two in one week. He warmed up on Theressa Fields, but after he found his groove quickly moved upstream to her friend Tina.

Used in a sentance: "You can't pull off a threesome with two sisters. Who do you think you are, Andy Neal?"