User:Andypandy.UK/RfACriteria

My current criteria for admin is as follows:
 * 1) User must have helped at least 10 articles considerably reach featured status
 * 2) User must have an empty block log
 * 3) Their signature must be acceptable (see WP:SIG)
 * 4) They must be cool as a cucumber, preferably be commander cool
 * 5) They must have left a begging note with a photo of themselves shown grovelling with a piece of paper with my name on it on my talk page
 * 6) Must be fluent in at least three spoken languages, and one computer language
 * 7) They have gotten drunk with Jimbo Wales at least once
 * 8) They must have at least Googol amount of edits
 * 9) They must have eaten a vandal for breakfast, dinner, lunch, tea and supper.
 * 10) They must have spent at least 24 hours continuously editing wikipedia without sleep

--More to be added in the future

NOTE: exceptions can be made if number 5 is satisfactory.

NOTE: I haven't created a serious 'RfA criteria' because the I disagree with the whole idea. Candidates should be treated like individuals, not be compared to my own "Are you cool or not?" test.