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ANDREW MEYER

Andrew Meyer was born on June 6, 1942, the fateful day of the Normandy Invasion. Is this coincidence, I think not! Andrew was destined to become one of the most well noted and decorated military figures in all of United States History. At the age of 25, Andrew was dispatched to Vietnam to fight in the Vietnam Conflict. Having demonstrated extreme valor and strategic ingenious for counterattacks of Vietcong trops on the Tet Offensive, Andrew was awarded with the medal of honor, the highest military honor available. Andrew was also awarded the Purple Heart as he fell victim to the Northern Vietnamese guerilla warfare, stepping on a punji stick and having his foot amputed. After the war, Andrew retired to a small town in northern New Hampshire, where he pursued his passion, teaching. Andrew became professor of Jacobian Physics at Dartmouth University and later developed an adaption of Jacobian Telescopic Matrices that earned him a nomination for the Nobel Prize in Physics. At Dartmouth, Andrew was introduced to his future wife Allison Bartlett, who was a teacher of Physiology. It is safe to say that Andrew learned what goes where. One tidbit that is interesting to know is that Andrew Meyer currently holds the world record for the most shots of vodka taken in one hour. Maroculously, Andrew was able to consume and hold a total of 25 shots of vodka in the short span of one hour. Andrew represents the American dream and his memory will survive the passing of the ages.