User:Annaisaneagle/sandbox

In 1856 Anna escaped from the Eagle Sanctuary in Western Ohio. She intermingled with the fellow Flamingos in Florida, which gave her the name of BALD EAGLE in the circus where she was the tiger bait. From there she flew to Poland where she found refuge in a synagogue and became an orthodox Jew aka full frum. Here she gained the right to own her Jewish nose and gained enourmous amounts of weight, which meant she could not fly to escape the holocaust. She roamed the street as a Jewish eagle prostitute. She was taken in by a hobo called Jeffery (You must sing his name or he gets angry). Jeffery fled to England and claimed Anna the Jewish eagle as his own son. He enrolled Annesh into a jewish school called the frumage. From here the details are blurry but we have a few diary entries from her.

Diary entry 1: I have something to declare however it makes me hate myself, i am constantly over shadowed by my amazing older brother and best friends ( Lynsey, laura, emily Hinch, charlotte and amy) they have such an extensive rande of talents that stretch from their vast intelligence to their looks, it them i envy. anyway now that i have told you of my problems i shall tell you about my day. as usual i was late to get up, this was due to my weight i could not role over to get out of bed, none the less i blamed this on 'being tired' which seemed to work. When I arrived at school I was greater with the usual bullying which I have come to accept, I guess you could say that I appreciate being noticed. I counted down the seconds until I got home only to arrive at school I was greater with the usual bullying which after 13 years i have come to accept, i guess you could say that i appreciate it as i am being noticed. I counted down the seconds until i got home only to arrive and be faced with the huge talents of my brother (and best friends mainly Lynsey) possesses which holds me down. i get so alone.

This is most of the evidence we have gathered over the years to try and figure out the mysterious anna the eagle.

I LOVE HER SHE IS MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER from lynsey I will miss her dearly at scarborough xxx