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BRANICUS AWESOMEOUS GIGANTUS

The famed creature of the Northern Bee's Bois server. Known for the color bran and grey sweater-like fur and the "Holy Wheeze of God" which petrifies all lesser creatures within a 100 meter radius. Along with the symbiotic creatures Mr. Moosby and an unknown chicken-like creature, They are known as the Eggclesian Cult, which promotes polygamy and high-quality universal healthcare.

Not much else in known about "Bran" (which is the common name made by the natives) due to the fact that all witnesses and informants are boiled after turned into eggs.