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Hi, I'm a Wikipedian

Facts about me.
I lived somewhere east of the mississippi river

and of course I'm a witty Pancake doing stuff.

How the news work
The news is like orphans and other nonsense which will be in some news organizations

Wittest Pancake
This is the wittest Pancake of all time

WBFF-TV is not only a television station in Baltimore, Maryland, United States, affiliated with Fox and MyNetworkTV but a Pancake that is Witter than WSB which is a Very Good Pancake

cuz they have the FOX 45 Morning News with a News Ticker with weather on one side and the other stuff on the other side



Most popular Banks of all Time
Bank of America

Chase Bank

Wells Fargo

Truist Financial

KeyBank

Barclays

Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria

and Of course THE MOST POPULAR BANK OF ALL TIME Sasha Banks

Moistest Water product
Dasini in the UK

and just a quick remider
george washington ate PURPLE peas and washed them down with GREEN beer

Toyota and Yamaha (deceased)
Toyota and Yamaha (deceased) (Japanniese:トヨタとヤマハ（故人）(Romanized: Toyota to Yamaha (kojin))) (a.k.a The Unfortunate return of Yamaha Testuka (Japanniese:ヤマハテツカの不運な復帰 (Romanized: Yamahatetsuka no fuun'na fukki))) is a Satire Television Program on BBC One (UK) and JOAX (Japan) from August 12, 1956 until December 29, 2021 then again from January 20, 2022 onwards making it the longest TV Programmes of all time. It stars Nihon Lee Sr. (1922-2013) and then Nihon Lee Jr. (1989-) as Lee Toyota and Okashina Yatsu (1941-) as Yamaha Testuka (ded). It got cancelled 25 times between 1956 and 1989 due to Anime in Japan and CBBC in the UK wasting their time on TV. Yatsu became the only actor to portray Yamaha Testuka after an affair from his ex-wife for some reason.

More about Yatsu
Okashina Yatsu is born on the first day of World War 2 in Tokyo, Japan and at 10 year olds he visit The Empoir to meet the guy who commited WAR CRIMES. AT 25 Years Old he Portray Yamaha Testuka in Toyota and Yamaha (deceased)

He lived at the age of 85.

More about Toyota and Yamaha (deceased)
It also stars John Denver as a Country boy in one of the episodes i think

WHY THE SHOW GOT CANCELLED 25 TIMES!
Thanks to a Lot of YouTube Research :-)

It got renewed 29 times during those 25 Cancellations

International Broadcasts
It got 10000 Airings on PBS (a.k.a NET Screw Sale) in the States Between 1969 and 2022 but funding stop due to lots of spending for (insert let's go luna joke).

It also have aired on ABC Aussie in 1978 but it aired 250 times from the First 25 Seasons

It aired on Globo (BRAAAAAAAAAASILLL) for some Reason

It also ALSO aired in 208 other countries for some Raison

Continuation
sometime after the seires got cancells. The BBC wanted to reboot the seires but this time Yamaha is the only charater who return due to Nihon Lee Sr. died in 2013 and his son not to do this carp again but the money are low so that asked JOAX to fund the contniation.

The series return 1st on JOAX on December 30, 2021 then to BBC1 on New Years Day 2022.

Home Video Releases
Since episodes between 1956 and 1976 are ALMOST Wiped because PBS want to air it

All Episodes are in VHS, Betamax, Laserdisc, DVD, VHD, Video CD, Blu-Ray, 4K Blu-Ray and Streaming Services

The pilot is in the NHK Archives and the 1956-1976 episodes in the BBC Archives

The rest is in the T&Y Archive. All this is Fake the show the people (expect John Denver) and everything is Fake I think this show got called for renewed again

- Okashina Yatsu: 1982

God dammit the series got renewed again - Okashina Yatsu: 2015

Credits from the August 9, 1960 Programme


 * Toyota and Yamaha
 * Starting Nihon Lee as Lee Toyota
 * and Ash Yatsu as Yamaha Testuka
 * with Lee Harper
 * as The guy who commited WAR CRIMES
 * and John Simmons as the Fat Guy
 * also with Jim B. Bullcock
 * People who have Satirized
 * The King of Swaziland
 * The President of Texaco
 * The Govnar
 * Rocky "The Italian" Marciano
 * Not Queen Victoria
 * Adolf Hitler
 * and the Format that is Rock n' Roll
 * Producer
 * Okashina "YAMAHA" Yatsu
 * Director
 * Nag ADRIENNE
 * (c) MCMLX BBC/JOAX

Th'u~nks
Th'u~nks as a religion, was born when two prophets — known as the Two Great Piephits by practitioners of the religion — discussed the greatness, and spiritual meaning that can be found in the humble pie, particularly the pukka (pronounced "puck-ah") variety. Currently it has believers in countries around the globe.

Origins
In the year 2006 CE the Piephits were discussing the benefits of the pie over other pastry based savoury foods, when they were struck by a joint moment of revelation. This moment, known as The Pievation, was believed to be the moment when the Master Baker showed the true meaning of pastry, and consequently life to the Two Great Piephits. From this they jointly established the main underlying tenet of the religion, that of B'heegery and thus Th'u~nks was born.

B'heegery
This is the main philosophy of the religion, and a Th'u~nkseer must complete an act of B'heegery to become a true adult in the eyes of Th'u~nksian Church. After this a Th'u~nkseer may complete B'heegery as often as he or she likes. It is born out of the notion of conversion, the act of B'heegery being the conversion of another non-believer with a melodic shout of "You love-a the Pie", and the ceremonial handing over of a pie, preferably Pukka. The pie should then be eaten by the converted one, saving the crust until last. The foil casing that the pie arrived in then may be worn as a hat, to show others that the wearer embraces B'heegery. The Th'u~nkseer then must crush the crust of the pie and dissolve it into a can of Holy Red Bull (PBUI) before trickling a few drops of this divine Drink of the Gods down his intergluteal cleft.

Worship
The normal method of worship is the weekly attendance of a Pie Factory, services are held on the factory floor, usually by the owner of the Factory (naturally all Pie Factory managers are Th'u~nkseers). On entrance to the factory, one must make the traditional cry "Me love-a the Pie". The service mainly consists of the handing out of the Piehost, and the silent, meditative consumption of it. Of course this act of worship is substitute to the act of B'heegery, which is often known as "The Pure Worship". Some devout Th'u~nkseers refuse to worship in this way, and worship solely through B'heegery; naturally these are responsible for the majority of conversions, and offer an explanation as to why Th'u~nks grew so quickly.

Conflict Within Th'u~nks
Very soon after the Piephits founded Th'u~nks and set down the fundamental aspects of B'heegery a split in the Church was formed. This stemmed out of the two Piephits inability to agree upon which crust is the greater, and therefore should be saved until last. This formed the famous Upper/Lower split in the Th'u~nksian Church. Some renegade Th'u~nkseers believe that this split in belief was an intentional design of the Master Baker's, and that no crust is greater than the other: as such they eat whichever crust they please, to the great disgust on the behalf of most Th'u~nkseers. This instability in the early Church was further compounded by unfounded rumours that the naming of the fundamental aspect of Th'u~nks (B'heegery) was named after a crude, minor expletive. At this point the religion threatened to collapse, and so the Two Great Piephits set aside their differences temporarily to reassure that this was not the case. After this both the Upper and Lower aspects of the religion grew in size (there has also recently been a definite increase in those believing the renegade view of Equal Crusts), and since then the religion has remained stable.

WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IM DOING WITH TH'U~NKS AND WHY IM COPYING FROM BJAODN WHY???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Best Family in MHA
The best fam is the Todoroki Family.

weird stuff about Said bin Sultan of Oman
He lives in zanzibar now

very werid stuff about TBN's Paul and Jan CROOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!
paul die first then jan.

WSLE (TV) (Fictitious Television Station in St. Louis)
WSLE (Virtual and Digital Channel 3) is an Independent Television Station in St. Louis, Missouri that sign on for the first time on June 25, 1964 by Canwest Broadcasting which by this time is call St. Louis Broadcasting Inc. which have 2 radio stations WSLE (1010) and WSLE-FM (87.7) the first person to appear on WSLE-TV is Longtime News Director David E. Chrome which started the station by saying "Welcome to the next Chapter in St. Louis' Television History as Channel 3 WSLE-TV signs on the air, and this is the first WSLE Newsroom straight in the basement."

The Basement
WSLE-AM-FM-TV has a basement which since 1989 is the Archive covering all of which by this time Canwest Missouri Broadcasting's long and rich history including the 1954 sign on of WSLE-TV.

More of the History plus some of The Owners
In 1993, WSLE's Newsname which by this time is Newscenter3 (1984-1993) became WSLE 3 News because of lack of hard news at the 10pm hour and competition in said timeslot.

WSLE's got more and more competitive by 1995 as the remaining indies across the country became FOX, WB or UPN stations because of the "stupid" 1994–1996 United States broadcast television realignment and Canwest said "no affiliation switches at our american stations cuz our canadian stations have the Global Television Network and programming on that consists of programming from the Big Four." And so, all of Canwest's American stations at the time starting expanding their newscasts expect WSLE which by this time already gotten very big.

After the Downfall of the Canadian Canwest, They spun-off the American stations to make a "New Canwest Broadcasting" and so they did in the request of the Federal Communications Commission they spun off the american station to become "Canwest Broadcasting Inc." making up The 18 existing Canwest Indie Stations, the 5 ABC stations and their single FOX station.

Canwest Broadcasting Inc. became CHBet Inc. in 2020 due to reasons with the already-dead Canadian Canwest which by 2013 become dead. They acquired all of "Gari and Luna Broadcasting" and WGCL10 (also fic) by Nexstar Media Group in 2022 so they now have 25 Indies, 15 ABC Stations, 9 CBS Stations, 4 NBC Stations and 2 FOX Stations.

oh yeh wsle
Thier News is more powerful

Current NewsPeople
David E. Chrome - News Director and Longtime 6pm News Anchor (1964-)

Dave Chrome - 10pm News Anchor (1969-1973 and 2019-)

Former Staff
Coke Giuliani - 6pm and 10pm News Anchor, Host of the Lifestyle Show (1988-1995, 2005, 2009-2021 Now Retired)

note
all of the history seen here is fake.