User:Anthony Li

Anthony Li
Anthony Li is a human male currently attending Westborough Middle School in California. His interests include CARS, CARS, and more CARS. He is often overly-emotional when working at the school student store. He currently has over $1000 worth of video games at his home. When questioned about it, he claims he is not spoiled. He sometimes enjoys screeching like a monkey in the student store and at random times for reasons yet unknown. It is common belief he is "strange."

Birthday: October 28, 1991 (same as Bill Gates')

Favorite Console: X-Box

Favorite Animal: unknown (but it is common opinion that it is the chimpanzee, as Anthony imitates them regularly)

WEIRD YET TRUE THINGS ANTHONY LI HAS DONE

Here's a pun for you: Have you ever boxed with boxes? Well, young Anthony Li sure has. On many occasions in the Westborough Student Store, he has ambushed and physically assaulted employees with cardboard boxes.

Disturbing, right? Well, it gets even worse... On the tragic day of May 3, 2005, Anthony Li crushed the fingers of a person who wishes to keep themselves anonymous at this time. He jammed the persons fingures in the student store side window. The fingers are now in critical condition. When asked about the incident, the anonymous injured person said "The incident is too painful to recal right now..."