User:Anthony O'Hara/sandbox

Anthony was born a baby in 1953, He is the oldest of a family of 9, born to Michael and Marion O'Hara in the London Borough Willesden. He was a happy baby who learned to read and write at the tender age of 3 months, he was multilingual by the age of 3 years. He also learned to play the piano by the age of 6 but forgot to play the piano by the age of 7. He was enrolled at Eton Public School at the age of 9, naturally he was head boy and heartthrob to most, making even straight lads question their sexuality. He became an unruly child constantly being held in detention by the bullying prefects. Corporal punishment became an everyday event until the time came when Tony couldn't cane the prefects anymore and drew the line when the headmaster used to insist on him being caning also every friday afternoon at around prep time. He left Eton under a cloud at the age of 11 and became a chimney sweep assistant. This was short lived. At the age of 13 he went to work at Lloyds of London as an alter boy where he joined the ranks of all other failed public school boys and became an underwriter at the age of 14 losing millions. At 16 Tony emigrated to Australia where he was a staunch political activist campaigning for the right to campaign, he was shortly deported due to an altercation with a crocodile.

His voice is often referred to as sexual chocolate making most women wet.....with anticipation.

After a brief spell in a do-wop skiffle band he went on to invent the "air guitar" all at the tender age of 17. On his 18th birthday he won the Tunisian state lottery jackpot of 121 Dinar (50 Pounds) he used his winnings to buy a night with Barbara Windsor (Coining her infamous nickname Babs). On this occasion the juice wasn't worth the sqeeze as two weeks later Babs announced she was pregnant with a baby.

Babs kept the baby but parted ways with Tony, Tony sees baby "Apple" most weekends without fail, It goes without saying that Tony won "Dad of the year"

Seeking a much needed break (age 19) Tony went to America to link up with the Black Panther movement based in Harlem. The war in Vietnam was in full flow and Tony felt obliged to join his brothers in arms, the frontline soldiers. It would be the first time Tony killed a man, when he was the pilot of a Bell AH-1 Cobra attack helicopter. Opening fire on his target, he killed 3 Viet Cong, and 25 American POWs. The massacre would coin the phrase 'friendly fire', and later be brought to prominence in the Steven Seagal movie based on this trial, "Friendly Fires: Under Seige & Above the Law". [sidenote: Tony appeared in two brief cameo roles in this film; once as Steven Seagal's father ('Michael O'Hara'), and also in an uncredited role as 'Man in Phone Booth Eating Sandwich']

After court martial and a dishonourable discharge, he decided to write an autobiography detailing his incredible life so far. Unfortunately he couldn't find a pen, so often took to just shouting it in the streets.

At the age of 20 Tony took the reigns at lower league strugglers nottingham forest, using his wisdom and know-how tony took forest from the depths of despair (league 3) to the promise land (the premier league) where he won two trophies in his first season in charge also winning manager of the month for 12 months running.

During his second year in charge tony was abruptly fired from his post as forest boss when photographs of tony on a 48 hour booze, drug and prostitute bender surfaced via "okay magazine" tony quickly dusted himself off and moved on to become a motivational speaker, at only 21 tony had a wealth of life experience which he decided to share with others.