User:Antigrandiose/List of People, Places, and Things in Canada that aren't the Coolest, Biggest, or Busiest in the World






 * ... Lake Superior, the largest of the Great Lakes, is shared with the United States, but all of the best views are in Canada, along with all the biggest and coolest boats, which never cross over to the American side.








 * ... The Calgary and Montreal Olympics, but that's only because one Olympics can be the coolest, biggest, and busiest, and that distinction belongs to the Vancouver Olympics, but Calgary was the 2nd, and Montreal the third.




 * ... The Partland Brothers, sometimes described as the Tears for Fears of the North. They aren't the coolest in the world only because "Soul City" wasn't quite as cool as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World", but it was close, and they were the best duo in North America, far better than The Hooters.