User:Anton248/sandbox

Goblin Weaponry
The dogslicer gains the broken condition when the player rolls a natural 1 on an attack.

Bohemian Whapsody Copypasta
Is this the weaw wife? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a wandswide, Nyo escape fwom weawity Open youw eyes, Wook up to the skies and see, I'm just a poow boy, I nyeed nyo sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go Wittwe high, wittwe wow Any way the wind bwows doesn't weawwy mattew to me, to me Mama, just kiwwed a man Put a gun against his head Puwwed my twiggew, nyow he's dead Mama, wife had just begun But nyow I've gonye and thwown it aww away Mama, uwu (any way the wind bwows) Didn't mean to make you cwy If I'm nyot back again this time tomowwow Cawwy on, cawwy on as if nyothing weawwy mattews Too wate, my time has come Sends shivews down my spinye Body's aching aww the time Goodbye, evewybody, I've got to go Gotta weave you aww behind and face the twuth Mama, uwu (any way the wind bwows) I don't wannya die, I sometimes wish I'd nyevew been bown at aww I see a wittwe siwhouetto of a man, Scawamouche, Scawamouche, wiww you do the Fandango? Thundewbowt and wightnying Vewy, vewy fwightenying me (Gawiweo) Gawiweo (Gawiweo) Gawiweo Gawiweo Figawo Magnyifico-o-o-o-o I'm just a poow boy, nyobody wuvs me He's just a poow boy fwom a poow famiwy Spawe him his wife fwom this monstwosity Easy come, easy go, wiww you wet me go? Bismiwwah >w< Nyo, we wiww nyot wet you go (wet him go >w< ) Bismiwwah >w< We wiww nyot wet you go (wet him go >w< ) Bismiwwah >w< We wiww nyot wet you go (wet him go >w< ) Wiww nyot wet you go (wet him go >w< ) Nyevew, nyevew wet you go Nyevew wet me go, oh Nyo, nyo, nyo, nyo, nyo, nyo, nyo Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, wet me go) Beewzebub has a deviw put aside fow me, fow me, fow me So you think you can stonye me and spit in my eye? (Yeah >w< ) So you think you can wuv me and weave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get wight outta hewe Nyothing weawwy mattews Anyonye can see Nyothing weawwy mattews Nyothing weawwy mattews to me Any way the wind bwows

Haha This is So Funny Copypasta
haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder