User:Anton Nordborg/sandbox

Anton Nordborg
Anton Nordborg (also known as: LaggyBastard) is a professional League of Legends player. He started playing video games since he was 6 years old and started off with playing Age of Empires II with his cousins. He soon mastered all four elements of League of Legends; salt, skill, concentration and disconnecting.

professional play
He didn't start playing professional until the League of Legends EULSC 2013. At that time, no team actually wanted to take him. But after he told him that he's the best challenger player they've ever seen, they quickly took him over for some quick buttsex. It was very much enjoyed and he quickly became very popular under the community.

career
His fame, however, ended very briefly after it came to light, that he did illegal elo-boosting for a Korean cosplayer in the hopes to get sum fuk. She didn't like that and told everyone in the community. His account got permanently banned for 1000 years and he wasn't allowed to play professional e-sports for 42 years. At that time, he moved back to Timbuktu and hunted underwater sea-giants for a living.

return & absolute destruction
Two years later, he returned under a new name: xXxPV5515L4y3R_420_2003xXx. Every female League of Legends character was instantly destroyed at the site of his summoner name. He grew so powerful that all the female characters quickly sexually identified as metrosexual fruitcakes. But some had a kinky, secret fetish and wanted to get destroyed by him, and left their pussies the way they were.

conflict with german rapper
In 2016, he met a german rapper under the name of ALLIGATOAH. Alligatoah's songs which supported white cis-gender male supremacy, offended him as he was a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.