User:Antony-22/Humor

Occasionally, the juxtaposition of the first item with the picture of In the news or On this day... creates a humorous effect. I will be collecting such occurences here.

Eurovision winner cures ebola
23:49, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Shakespeare's orbital theatre burns down
22:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Wallis Simpson presents Isaac Newton's paper to the Royal Society
22:11, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

Apple Macintosh kills Emperor Caligula
23:36, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Allies attack Libya with polar bears
05:23, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Hosni Mubarak strikes back at U.S. with tornadoes
04:24, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

European Union crusaders destroyed in Antioch
05:07, 29 June 2011 (UTC)

Corporate IP lawsuits get really ugly
00:22, 12 August 2011 (UTC)

French counterrevolutionary army defeated by coelacanth
06:13, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Salman Rushdie imposes oil embargo on Iran
01:08, 27 January 2012 (UTC)

Josef Stalin crowned King of England
19:46, 3 April 2012 (UTC)

George Washington selects Jupiter as site for new capital
01:01, 16 July 2012 (UTC)

GNU Project establishes Prussian–Lithuanian border
05:32, 27 September 2012 (UTC)

Russian cosmonaut elected Pope
01:19, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Hedy Lamarr slays king of the giants
18:44, 13 June 2014 (UTC)