User:Anyakneese

Documenting the BHBL adventures with Anya.

[1] The foundation of the BHBL (Backhouse Bad Lads) - In early 2016 three young virgin boys took to GTA 5 creating a clan called the BHBL. Hugo, Jack, and Caleb. The founder of this future to be international drug gang Hugo was a lone wolf adventuring robbing local stores and tormenting the online community.

After learning that a stranger has been accidentally killed near their rural homes, eight Sunderland boys decide to go see the body. On the way, T, Crackhead, Don, Crackhead, Mr Leb encounter many different people and experience once in a lifetime sights.

The Struggles,

Young T struggled growing up in Ryhope. His father a hardened criminal violently curb stomping some deranged teenaged boys who out of curiosity decided to visit his household throwing what seemed to be an egg of his father's front window. His father, a struggling man working 124 hours a week just to be able to support his family. Additionally, T finding himself in hospital having his stomach pumped after losing his mind listening to ACDC on repeat, eventually downing 3 bottles of premium cider (frosty jacks). He recovered, however, he contracted diabetes leaving him attached to a life-saving machine that if removed causing instant death. Ever since this horrifying experience T has not fully recovered experiencing multiple PTSD attacks and suffering from insomnia. His father is still unable to forgive himself for what he did to those poor boys, who sadly lost there lives that night. It doesn't all seem to be looking bad for Tas every so slightly he has gotten better. Evolving to be able to drink Lambrini (A light and fruity perry that is manufactured in Liverpool by Halewood International) and going on the occasional session up to the local teen hotspot. Tunstall hill.

Life seemed to be looking up for T. He just recently got himself a bird to say. Rach. She was everything his father spoke about in a woman. T thought he had everything. Then he committed

Article about his father .... Newspaper

Mr Leb.

A man who seemed very ordinary compared to the rest. A man first sourced from a group known to many as chavs. He was smuggled alongside future to be 'Crackhead' (Read Below) into the BHBL. Mr Leb was given this name due to his genitals being freakishly cut off during an unfortunate toaster incident. His father unlike that of T's a hardened ex-army vet who served in Nam killing anything that seemed to be in his path. His father haunted by his past trying to drugs and drink to try to flush out the pain occasionally committing horrifying crimes of child molestation. Trying to to follow in his fathers failed footsteps Mr Leb became a violent anti-hero fighting crime gangs due to himself being involved in a failed rape attempt. Like T, Mr Leb had he stomach pumped multiple times due to drugs overwhelming his insides.

Similarly to T, Lebs life was looking up but one of his boyfriends noticed a lump on his chest giving him the nickname Triple Nippled Nonce. This purple spot turned out to be an STD only caused after having sexual intercourse with a corpse. This was his downfall. He went into hiding not showing himself for many years.

Crackhead.

A man of many talents been able to smoke an entire crack pipe and still have the ability to speak about random bullsh*t. He bathed in acid hoping to remove those horrific scars caused as a a result of sexual intercourse with a hedgehog.

Don.

Leaf.