User:Anyland

Anyland
Anyland is located on the fringes of Lancre, famous for its stupid Lancre Cup team ideas. Anyland began by mooching off of other countries' territories, thus having no culture of its own. It finally got fed up with having to fight off the countries who wanted their territory back, so it miraculously picked itself up and moved to Lancre. However, most of the citizens had no idea what to do with their new government, so they divided up into states that had the exact same kind of government as the old countries, making the move more or less useless. The entire nation is loosely ruled by Anyland, who in a freak naming accident, is confused with the country.

Government
Contrary to what the UN has compiled about Anyland, it is actually a collective group of states ruled by Anyland. Anyland is all-powerful if he feels like it, but most of the time he doesn't. He was nearly arrested by the Anyland Police a while back when he almost destroyed the capital Anyland City with C4 smuggled in by another nation. However, he was able to save himself by reminding the police that he owned their souls, which is a completely different story.

Religion
The citizens of Anyland are free to choose who they worship, although worshipping Anyland is smiled upon.

Military
Anyland's military doesn't officially exist, but unofficially it's made up of failed Lancre Cup teams.

Sports
Anyland's main sport is lacrosse, although it has been slightly modified to include explosives.

National Animal
The storcoon, a strange cross between a stork and a racoon created when an annonymous nation, most likely Dregruk, fired a nuclear missle at Anyland. These animals aren't protected by anything, but most citizens don't want to eat them because they're still full of radioactivity. Recently, a government program has been started to enrich storcoons for use in nuclear "fuel."