User:Aotstosil

Marshall 02 is a dorm on the Cedarville University campus that is comprised of: Timothy Scarcella, Tyler Workman, Dane Barnett, Ben Lennox, Micah Terhune, Ben Wachter, Matt Golden, and Alex Boucher. These truly are the most interesting men in the world! The following is a list containing only a few things that they have accomplished.

Timothy Scarcella: -A member of the Eagles. -Black belt in karate...times 20 million!!! -Tim's girlfriend is soooo HOT! -He once manned a flame thrower. -He just ate a grape. -Currently owns the state of Maine. -Occasionally allergic to hand sanitizer. -His 4th uncle is popular folk artist Tracy Chapman. -He has never been skiing. -Currently at Cedarville, Tim is working on attaining his Bachelor's of Science in Ethnomusicology. -Tim is a world champion at the game of marbles. -Tim invented cheese while experimenting with new ankle brace designs. -He craps four leaf clovers. -Tim once planted a tree from outer space. -Tim experiences 32 hour days. -He can still remember the Alamo. -Tim will go on to invent the electric cornucopia in the year 2031. -Tim plays the gong for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. -He is the world record holder for tongue push-ups. -Tim taught Homer how to write an epic poem. -His 4,500 foot long trailer home is in limbo. -More sharks die per year at the hands (or should I say knees) of Tim than people that die from falling vending machines. -Tim has Apotemnophobia. -Tim cannot read or write. -He once wrote a 1,400 page novel, burned it, and then re-wrote it word for word...left handed! -Tim actually has four belly buttons. -Tim has a strange attraction to women with dorsal fins. -Peyton Manning starts Tim over himself on his fantasy football team. -Tim and President Obama are not friends. -Tim cannot spell Nevahda. -The Swiss put their money in Tim bank accounts. -Tim once used the Stanley Cup as a bed-pan. -He knows HTML in Klingon. -He helped J.R.R.Tolkien create Elfish. -Tim has a tattoo of his own skin over his entire body. -He doesn't have his license to Apparate yet. -Tim narrates for Morgan Freeman. -He is often found mumbling about vegetables in his sleep. -Tim was the first person to start the chicken pox, but he never had it. -He has never ridden a sheep...ever!