User:Apemantus

This user maybe Dangerous If found Stay well away, and do not make eye contact, Feeding him nuts is not adviced.If you wish to talk to him you do so at your own risk. talk page.

Who am I?
I'm a former Art student turned Grunt. I spend a lot of time proving to people that ghosts are not real and that West Ham UTD is in fact a good football team. At present Myself and a few others are currently on the search for the Jaded Monkey. (Don't ask.)

Interests
My interests are Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, and Warhammer 40,000 as well as Art I'm a massive Imperial Fists player, nine years painting yellow has crippled me. (People seem to argue a lot over this page, so I'll see if I can help.) I spend a lot of time in haunted places and trying to convince myself that my hair isn't going to fall out. I don't spend much time on the Web and I'll probably apppear in some random place where people least expect me to lurk.