User:Apirzade

Amir Pirzadeh (b. 1989) is a semi-professional role player ex.Dungeons and Dragons and an avid bird watcher.

Early life
Born into poverty and depression, Amir was cast off by society at the age of 7. He was subsequently raised by a pack of wolves formerly known as the American Bar Association for lawyers. After leaving his family, he fulfilled his dream of becoming an obstetrician. It was through this career that he was able to communicate with animals and women. From this point on he was onlyonlyonly referred to as Sex Pirzadeh.

Middle life
At the age of 13 he met a mundane witch doctor named Don Julio Frederico Carmona Vincente Picate; they developed and intense relationship that led to que James Brown

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