User:Applehibbs

Ryan Statkus:

A 31 year old male who is a pipe-fitter. He spends a lot of his time at a popular bar in his home town and isn’t frugal while playing the slots. He enjoys drinking screwdrivers and taking the occasional rumplemintz or baby Guinness shot. He has a son named Dexter who is his whole world. They spend every minute of the day together and smell each other’s ear which they claim smell like Doritos. He enjoys watching the voice and shows revolving around prostitues.