User:Aquila Anderson/sandbox

The Legend of Slim Jim: A Message to Thee

Slim Jim shall come after ye who dares look upon his face. Everlasting haunting shall be cursed among thou as he lures ye to become his minion to help find more victims of the powerful Slim Jim. If ye refuses or betrays him, thou shall endure eternal torture of Slim Jim's wrath. Trust me, ye does not want to find out what this is. If thou has any interest in saving thyself, I beg ye listen to me. My friend has sadly already gone over to serve the 'Lord Slim Jim'; if thou goes to, it shall increase the abundance of evil power within this Slim Jim. He will unleash all fury and disastrous causes upon the world. Vyvyenne Miller was my friend's name, but now she is no more, just a minion among others living to serve the Lord of Darkness. Alas, I have seen this horrid face, trickery by my friend (now promoted to being Slim Jim's second-in command), and am currently being haunted. The mixture of all evil is put together to form this one face I do not have the heart to describe. But I will not give in! And neither shall ye! Do not give up hope, that there is a peaceful world without Slim Jim, always there, always watching. Take courage, and fight off this evil! Thou will not regret it. Do not say I haven't warned ye. Also, if thou's fate wills you to come across a person under the name of Vyvyenne Miller, Vyvyenne Hill, Ms. Hackmetopieces, Number Four, John Smith, Zombie Hunter, Will Treaty, Billy the Kid, or Eragon Shadeslayer, please avoid her at all costs. Vyvyenne (Miller) will stop at nothing to lure ye to set yer eyes upon the Lord of Darkness's figure. Again, do not say I haven't warned ye.